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Title: chuck norris jokes
Post by: xtracta on April 07, 2008, 09:32:28 PM

if you know any other chuck norris jokes reply =]

lets c who has the funniest

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. 
   
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the intercourse he wants.    

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.    

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.    


there the best 1's i got

now lets c u

Title: Re: chuck norris jokes
Post by: Garrett on April 07, 2008, 09:35:09 PM

Dude, although these jokes can give a normal person a good smile, these kinds of jokes are both old and pointless.

Title: Re: chuck norris jokes
Post by: M-A-Zing on April 07, 2008, 09:39:52 PM

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Here are some but you can just go to google and find a lot more

Title: Re: chuck norris jokes
Post by: KnacK on April 07, 2008, 09:55:52 PM

http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=4129.0

Title: Re: chuck norris jokes
Post by: jitspoe on April 09, 2008, 02:29:29 AM

Quote from: Garrett on April 07, 2008, 09:35:09 PM

Dude, although these jokes can give a normal person a good smile, these kinds of jokes are both old and pointless.

So is KnacK, but we love him anyway. ;)

"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."

I had forgotten that one.  Made me laugh.

Title: Re: chuck norris jokes
Post by: wafflez205 on April 15, 2008, 04:25:57 PM

remember the soviet union? they decided to quit after they saw delta force. an episode of walker texas renger was aired in france, they to surrender just to be safe. (let me get home and get on my parents mac. on my file i have a chuck norris widget)

Title: Re: chuck norris jokes
Post by: y00tz on April 16, 2008, 01:05:26 PM

Please don't.

Title: Re: chuck norris jokes
Post by: wafflez205 on April 16, 2008, 01:20:00 PM

chuck norris once stubbed his toe. it measured 8.0 on the richter scale

Title: Re: chuck norris jokes
Post by: Garrett on April 16, 2008, 09:39:37 PM

Quote from: y00tz on April 16, 2008, 01:05:26 PM

Please don't.