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Title: Quote of the Day:
Post by: KnacK on April 25, 2008, 07:50:38 AM

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If I could have sex each time I reboot my server, I would definitely prefer Windoz over Linux!

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: lekky on April 25, 2008, 10:04:02 AM

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If i could last as long in bed as it takes windows server 2003 to load up on our legacy server, , I would definitely prefer Windoz over Linux!

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: KnacK on April 25, 2008, 10:13:59 AM

rofl!!

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: Edgecrusher on April 25, 2008, 10:12:26 PM

Any Lekkys post...

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: skitzo on April 27, 2008, 02:08:45 PM

found this one on some site, also set it as my signature =]

My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: KnacK on April 28, 2008, 01:17:52 PM

In talking about a new line of very smal servers......


The company's fancy MicroServers make even 1U boxes look like bloated giants which - like Britney Spears - are in desperate need of a rigorous training regimen.

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: KnacK on May 08, 2008, 12:38:42 PM

Found on Pinstack.com in the blackberry admin section:


When you turn on your phone, does it return the favor?

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: Spook on May 08, 2008, 05:10:32 PM

Seems like a copy of that (Cadillac?) car commercial

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: KnacK on May 08, 2008, 06:28:33 PM

it is, I just thought it was funny coming from a blackberry forum.

When that guy does the caddy commercial, it gives me the creeps......

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: Spook on May 08, 2008, 07:12:19 PM

Lol, there's a guy who does that caddy commercial too? I've only seen that girl.

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: Zorchenhimer on May 08, 2008, 11:19:37 PM

There's a girl for that commercial too?!  :o

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: y00tz on May 09, 2008, 01:54:31 AM

I've only seen the girl one as well: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jkEw1rsBUak

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: KnacK on July 28, 2008, 10:14:37 AM

As describing a new GUI for the new cuil.com search engine:

The interface does look nice but so does a supermodel. That doesn't mean they're going to give me intelligent responses that I can use.

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: BLONDIE on July 29, 2008, 09:40:15 AM

I believe its time for a sexy party!

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: KnacK on July 29, 2008, 11:16:23 AM

Quote from: BLONDIE on July 29, 2008, 09:40:15 AM

I believe its time for a sexy party!

/me rates Ashley as NSFW....

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: BLONDIE on July 29, 2008, 12:57:08 PM

Wink wink...

Title: Re: Quote of the Day:
Post by: i_am_a_pirate on July 31, 2008, 10:57:57 AM

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I was in the park one day wondering why frizbees get bigger in mid-air. Then it hit me