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Title: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: KnacK on June 18, 2008, 07:06:58 AM
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/17/1941200

"Craig Wright discovered that the Jura F90 Coffee maker, with its honest-to-God Jura Internet Connection Kit, can be taken over by a remote attacker, who can cause the coffee to be weaker or stronger; change the amount of water per cup; or cause the machine to require service (call this one a DDoC). 'Best yet, the software allows a remote attacker to gain access to the Windows XP system it is running on at the level of the user.' An Internet-enabled, remote-controlled coffee-machine and XP backdoor — what more could a hacker ask for?"
Title: Re: All you coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: wafflez205 on June 19, 2008, 02:44:59 AM
lol hacking coffee
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: jitspoe on June 19, 2008, 11:03:29 AM
Java security issues?
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: wafflez205 on June 19, 2008, 06:04:55 PM
hahaha. i wish they could hack it and make the machine spray coffe all over the room
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: blaa on June 20, 2008, 04:18:06 AM
 Good wish
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 23, 2008, 07:07:21 PM
Oh, God and Jesus, Wafflez infiltrates another thread and adds his misspellings of simple words such as "coffee," and lowercase "I". Lulz
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: eradicator on June 23, 2008, 08:42:26 PM
Oh, God and Jesus, Wafflez infiltrates another thread and adds his misspellings of simple words such as "coffee," and lowercase "I". Lulz

Dang steeb, that's the second time Ive seen you flame wafflez today, what did he ever do to you?

Do you have a mispelled word phobia?
itS ook peeople c4n helpe uooo
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 23, 2008, 11:10:46 PM
It's my deepest, darkest fear. Please, help.
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: eradicator on June 24, 2008, 12:15:49 PM
Behold!
http://www.spellcheck.net/ (http://www.spellcheck.net/)

(http://stuff.orly.ch/img/blog/dont_worry_sir_i_m_from_the_internet.jpg)
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 24, 2008, 02:27:32 PM
"Thanks to spellcheck.net, I've been able to live a fulfilling and rewarding life, free from the worries of incorrect spelling. Apply spellcheck.net directly to the forehead!" -Actual Customer Review
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: eradicator on June 24, 2008, 10:29:51 PM
When you say apply directly to forehead, did you mean like this?
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1355/1463336810_45dcb5c276.jpg?v=1191156126)

Quote
You coulda had a v8!
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 24, 2008, 10:42:52 PM
No, I wouldn't be caught dead on a front porch. And I think it's wrong, shouldn't the guy be hitting the lady? Nobody I know has ever been abused by their wife.
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: KnacK on June 24, 2008, 10:47:50 PM
.... Nobody I know has ever been abused by their wife.


You should meet Mrs. KnacK.....
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: eradicator on June 25, 2008, 08:51:13 PM

You should meet Mrs. KnacK.....

AHAHAHAHA!!!!


No, I wouldn't be caught dead on a front porch.

You don't go outside?
Well you're just like Miz then :)
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: y00tz on June 26, 2008, 08:15:47 AM

You should meet Mrs. KnacK.....

Mr. KnacK's alter ego.
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: KnacK on June 26, 2008, 08:29:15 AM
Mrs. KnacK gets her management skills from Chef Ramsay....
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: wafflez205 on June 26, 2008, 06:49:24 PM
fun
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 26, 2008, 09:32:59 PM
And you get yours from whom? Dom DeLuise? XD
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: KnacK on June 26, 2008, 09:45:24 PM
And you get yours from whom? Dom DeLuise? XD


Hey, I'n not THAT old....
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: eradicator on June 26, 2008, 10:49:36 PM
ok Knack, classify old.
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: wafflez205 on June 27, 2008, 04:39:11 AM
84?
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: jitspoe on June 27, 2008, 10:54:22 AM

Hey, I'n not THAT old....

Little known fact - BK was used to describe a time before knack, but due to a lawsuit by the popular burger joint, it was changed to BC.
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: KnacK on June 27, 2008, 12:14:18 PM
/me 's clan back in the day:

(http://tlnf.com/legacy/mullins/caveman.jpg)
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: jitspoe on June 27, 2008, 02:14:10 PM
KnacK went clubbing almost every night.
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: Spook on June 27, 2008, 03:59:23 PM
KnacK went clubbing almost every night.
har har
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: y00tz on June 30, 2008, 01:08:50 AM
KnacK went clubbing almost every night.

You should meet Mrs. KnacK.....

Jitspoe could learn a thing or two?



Meh, I'm beginning to think I'll never live to see the day that little Jitspoe's are running around, modding Quake 6.
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: KnacK on June 30, 2008, 07:05:36 AM
At least he isn't a stalker like Cal was/is...........



<3 Cal
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: wafflez205 on July 01, 2008, 10:58:54 PM
are there little knacks running around and fixing peoples vista problems?
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on July 01, 2008, 11:03:38 PM
Wow, that joke was almost good! Props, wafflez. You're working your way up. Seriously, not a flame. XD
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: wafflez205 on July 01, 2008, 11:07:00 PM
well if there are little knacks *shudder* ok im just scaring myself now. looks like its another night of no sleep
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: Fullmetal_Steeb on July 01, 2008, 11:53:24 PM
...Aaaand you blew it. Sometimes it's best for a comedian to exit after his best joke, eh?
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: wafflez205 on July 02, 2008, 03:29:54 AM
screw you guys. im gonna pass out in front of my computer now ok?
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: KnacK on July 02, 2008, 06:41:57 AM
are there little knacks running around and fixing peoples vista problems?

Vista is Verboten in the KnacK household...
Title: Re: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java)
Post by: wafflez205 on July 03, 2008, 01:11:42 AM
let me guess xp or linux all the way