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Digital Paint Community => Other Stuff => Topic started by: GohanOneKnife on October 15, 2009, 04:16:07 PM
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hi, my name gohan and this is story from real fight.
i come in party, then i drunken 2-3 small beer. i have seen muscle man with metal leather jacked. i wanted to take his girl then he said wow no it is my girl!!! i didn`t want fight so i said wow you can have that cute looking girl. but he wanted to knock me. you imagine atm? i have beer drunk, and he have drunk cola/pepsi, me not sure. i wanted leave house then he comes behind me with big kitchen knife like scary movie knife!! wow me thoughted i haved beer now i strong like kingkong, i fighted very good but he stick knife into my feed but idc i just knocked, he was knife and me just hand!! then he was bloody and after he was hospital and i have intercourse his girl.
believe or not np.
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Translation:
Hi, my name is Gohan and this is a true story.
I went to a LANparty, and chugged the neck of a beer. I see the coolest guy there bragging about his metal leather shroud yu gi oh card. My confidence was high so I told him to to give me his card. He says to me "Wow, no its my card, we can battle for it". I didn't want to battle because I had only brought my B deck to the LANparty. He however, still wanted to battle me. You imagine ass to mouth? I'm buzzed, and he has a sugar high from his mountain dew. I'm a little female dog so I try to run, but he sneaks up on me with his dad's machete he got from a Lord of the Rings replica store. Wow, we roll around on the grass for a 3 minutes until I rolled onto the cement and scraped my arm, but I didn't cry, I just put a band-aid on it. He however accidentally ripped three of his nose rings out and he was bleeding. His mom came and picked him up right away and I found his card laying in the grass.
Believe it or not, no problem.
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THAT WAS THE BEST INTERPRETATION EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+10 interwebs
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How does one get stabbed in the "feed?"
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Translation:
Hi, my name is Gohan and this is a true story.
I went to a LANparty, and chugged the neck of a beer. I see the coolest guy there bragging about his metal leather shroud yu gi oh card. My confidence was high so I told him to to give me his card. He says to me "Wow, no its my card, we can battle for it". I didn't want to battle because I had only brought my B deck to the LANparty. He however, still wanted to battle me. You imagine ass to mouth? I'm buzzed, and he has a sugar high from his mountain dew. I'm a little female dog so I try to run, but he sneaks up on me with his dad's machete he got from a Lord of the Rings replica store. Wow, we roll around on the grass for a 3 minutes until I rolled onto the cement and scraped my arm, but I didn't cry, I just put a band-aid on it. He however accidentally ripped three of his nose rings out and he was bleeding. His mom came and picked him up right away and I found his card laying in the grass.
Believe it or not, no problem.
That was awesome!
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I believe you.
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How does one get stabbed in the "feed?"
it was real fight not like you in counterstrike online, you never have go to party how you know what alcohol is and real fights
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<3 nightryder
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this thread made my day. ty.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPaPyjEDpE
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That was seriously the best translation for anything I've seen before. Ever considered becoming a paid translator? ;D
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it was real fight not like you in counterstrike online, you never have go to party how you know what alcohol is and real fights
You're right, I have no idea what alcohol is.
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Best band in the world...they did real fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi0o-cRZOFg
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No one answered my question yet, how does one get stabbed in the "feed," I don't even know what that is.
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No one answered my question yet, how does one get stabbed in the "feed," I don't even know what that is.
I googled it and nothing.
Ask nightryder he's probably got a good translation and meaning for it.
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No one answered my question yet, how does one get stabbed in the "feed," I don't even know what that is.
Im sure he wanted to say feet but he s hungar =/
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rofel spook you merry nolifer get sunlight! it fault when i said feed, i thoughted feet and you knowed it don`t acting cool you isnt cool irl!
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Best english forever!
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I'll be a true American and say all hungarians are as stupid as gohan.
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THAT WAS THE BEST INTERPRETATION EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+10 interwebs
what are you laughing at fat schnittel? your woman is much fatter than yoa, 50 years play games and ye laugh on i?WHATS WITH YOU SCHMACKY? GROW UP. geh werkzeug und da mit deine Frau in Kuhelschrank gehen bitte. Ich gehe jetzt nach Verein ') tschau
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No one answered my question yet, how does one get stabbed in the "feed," I don't even know what that is.
lets feed some cat xD.
Anyway I had to concetrate very much to read that excrement. The 2nd interpretation is great man ;).
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what are you laughing at fat schnittel? your woman is much fatter than yoa, 50 years play games and ye laugh on i?WHATS WITH YOU SCHMACKY? GROW UP. geh werkzeug und da mit deine Frau in Kuhelschrank gehen bitte. Ich gehe jetzt nach Verein ') tschau
i dont even understand what the german part could mean. he said something about tools, s8ns wife and a fridge
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LOL this thread ;)
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its not funny its real story of real fight!
not like spook and nightryder and fuzzball, they can just fight in the internet
if i can see in real life i fight all 3 down with 1 finger cause they dont see sunlight just once in year!
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Just don't stab my feed.
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Whenever I get into a brawl, I grab my knife and go directly for my opponent's feed.
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i just laugh here cause you (blitz) and spook are really nolifers only thing you can is write funny post like just dont stab my feed:) we all knows you must go out and see sun once!
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But hey at least they know how to keep their feed safe.
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i just laugh here cause you (blitz) and spook are really nolifers only thing you can is write funny post like just dont stab my feed:) we all knows you must go out and see sun once!
lol. i dont see blitz around here that often . i think ure kinda wrong
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lol. i dont see blitz around here that often . i think ure kinda wrong
hehehe he was here..
hi asthor u r coolest german ok?
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ok i am