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Digital Paint Community => Other Stuff => Topic started by: Tyrone(MyeRs) on December 10, 2011, 10:35:14 PM
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I had 999 ping for a few seconds, but then it went normal. help?
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I had 999 ping for a few seconds, but then it went normal. help?
ihad aa ping of 1024 then after a few days it went to 900 days.
Try this: go to your modem and turn it off for 30 seconds after the 30 sec has passed then turn on the modem again. this basicly resets the internet packets.. or installs an update.
hope it helped
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Thx !!! Ill try!!!!!
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xd how to strafe?
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xd how to strafe?
k ffs u stupid bish post in the rite fckin spot or i'll rape u. since thats allowed in this community.
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k ffs u stupid bish post in the rite fckin spot or i'll rape u. since thats allowed in this community.
shut the intercourse up.. you think you're so meddling tough eh? ill kill you if you try to rape me. dumb female dog!!!!!!!!!!! xd
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wow it blocked my swears. this is F.U.CC.C.C.KING. BULL.SHIIT
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man intercourse all you bundle of twigs ass Illuminati mother intercourserrsssrs. yall aint excrement. the devil dont control me. Tupac control tupac u bundle of twigs mother intercourser
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, Don't give a intercourse, black person. Litter Life, black person. Stay pop, black person.whaddup black person? intercourse steve harvey. Kenan Thompson is a female dog
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hows your ping tupac?
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its aight.
yo btw shaneequa told me u was at roscoe's chicken and waffles talkin excrement about me tyrone. like wtf i thought we was a crew. when i see yo ass ima beat the excrement outta you black person
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lol black person u cant tuch me, ur an ashy member of a socially disadvantaged class, who u think u r? shaneequa is a dutty ashy very *friendly* person, female dog be talkin excrement all day, u trustin dat hoe ova ya crew? nigguh u be trippin ya dig? like mayun the only female dog i be talkin to is dat sexii nigguh patricia ya kno?
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is you rly gonna talk excrement about my girl? im bout to intercourse yo excrement up so bad . you little punk ass female dog. u need to pm me kid. you tryna make this a show but im tryna find yo ass fo real. when i see yo female dog ass we gon be tradin blows
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All, Don't give a intercourse, black person. Litter Life, black person. Stay pop, black person.whaddup black person? intercourse steve harvey. Kenan Thompson is a female dog
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lmfao member of a socially disadvantaged class tries to act tuff here? yer so ashy kid, dont give a intercourse wutchu think. slob on my knob like corn on the cob. daz wutcho gurl be doin member of a socially disadvantaged class.
WTF is *friendly* i dun remember what I wrote. shes a very *friendly* personty female dog , she wants my rooster all day, u cigarette. meddling ashy female dog is such a sexually promiscuous person. she was in dp2 sexually promiscuous persons clan. filthy very *friendly* person. dun defend her. bros before hoes. ya nigguh im jus frontin, les be a crew again member of a socially disadvantaged class ass female dog bundle of twigs, ya dig? we can double team that very *friendly* person
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lmao whoever made this word filter considers very *friendly* persons to be friendly LMFAO its cuz u never had sex u have to pay so they r friendly to u u loser bundle of twigs nerd ass member of a socially disadvantaged class female dog girl thingy
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tyrone u keep talkin all this excrement. you tryna rap battle black person?
Yo ty:
im done takin yo shet
like ellen degeneres' clitoris , i aint playin with diick
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why would I rap battled with you?
u so ashy black person u look like poo..
patricia all over my d1ck
no feces cause it so thick
nigguh its a 13 inche
makin dem chicks flinch
go to kentucky fried chicken
and keep on lickin
those big old nuts
and old mens butts
yer girls a vag is so loose
u could fit in a moose
nigguh im white
but i'd kill u in a fight
u steal all your lines
kid u got no rhymes
yer so black
its wack
get some lotion
something something potion
u like detective
yer uglier than rick
intercoursein aussie swag
u so ugly u make me gag
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lmao w.e i eat it like dinner
look all this shiz that i get from theez beginners
cmon now lets be honest. cuz truthfully
at the rate im movin u gon have to get used to me
you might as well just accept that i got too much swag
yo raps so trashy. make a young niga hafta gag
i aint talkin bout the normal stomach virus throw up.
this the kinda stuff that comes out when dudes blow up
maybe u should wish for sum skills for christmas
cuz when i REMINISCE i could've won when i was two
cmon destroyin newbs like you is wut i was made to do
u might as well give up cuz tupac dun came to town
hide yo kids and yo wife cuz some rape is comin around.
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your excrements so weak
get a nose job, nigguh got a huge beak
kid, thats a nose u moron
yo detectives so small u wear a strap-on
only way u can penetrate
but you still cant make their orgasms great
yer moms a huge s1ut
I intercoursed her in the butt
made yo dad watch
it made him hard in the crotch
he got off, like the bugspray
nigguh if u wanna win ya better pray
you loser, u so stupid
u cant even fall inlove with cupid
Gotta redo highschool
kid you a fool
cant graduate with your class
keep looking through the glass
you never going to get there
no1 will ever care
you're some no name
never going to get that fame
keep trying, you make me yawn
I'll be back after I mow my lawn
pce
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Yo u put that rap up pretty fast
did u forget i got my monkey swamp ass?
shove it in ur face
make you die of poisonous gas
Even if you don't die
Ill give yo punk ass pink eye
yo i got that elite stank
you couldnt even buy this from a bank
believe me when i say it rank.
I'm tryna make sure you dont recover
then when ill done, i put my stank on ur mother
while her fine ass is under the cover
ill let it out while she suckin my float
make her gag like a black person who just dropped the soap
my stank is the bestest
more hurtful than esbestes
get stank like mine
then maybe ull be worth the time
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nigguh yer rhymes be alright
but you dont put up much of a fight
excrement was to easy
yer rhymes so so cheesy
next time can you step up yer game?
then u might have a chance at fortune n fame
reading yer excrement put me to sleep
now leave me a lone, dont make a peep
till next time...
you best be workin on dat rhyme
pce
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yo homies, yo rhymes suck, oh get at me yea maybe you'l have some luck
done.
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Can someone do an IP check on Tyrone and Samantha? I swear they're someone else, kinda wanna see whoever it is banned :). $10 on NJIN or whoever the other odd one is.
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Quote from: Tyrone on December 07, 2011, 09:07:14 AM
Don't understand why you're so interested in this topic, not sure if it's because you truly care about it... or if there's just nobody else who actively posts on this forum, so it seems like you're always posting......
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that's not a rap :/
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or whoever the other odd one is.
that would be snood
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You want us banned, kid you crazy
people do worse feces errday, yo memory must be hazy
some kids support rape
y cant they just get off watchin a sex tape?
why doez no1 mention tupac in this?
lets take this time to reminisce...
on all the good things in life
even tho u'll never get a wife
foxhound thats a fake log
nigguh u fat go for a jog
and slob on my knob
like corn on the cob
samantha isnt snood
so don't be so rude
by accusing a cute girl
of being sum1 who makes us hurl
ya dig? or ya need a shovel?
nigguh my life is about survival
pce
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tyrone, maybe you should find a game of your own
there's only 1 rap king, and tupac is on the throne
I dont even get up when yo momma is giving me dome
you a dumb niggugh to try to come at me again
dont expect me to go easy, cuz niggugh i aint yo friend
im not that nice, im not afraid to smack a b*tch
you just a poor kid, but tupac is icey and rich
you see how they all hate you and they all love me
you can't handle me . i burn newbs to the 3rd degree
Stop pce at the end of your post
You keep comin bak even though u get raped the most
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all yall keep sippin on dat haterade
ik ur afraid of gettin raped
but its closest ull get to gettin laid
trust me. ive seen all the demos
if this was real life. man youd be outside the limo
Why do u want these new guys to get a ban
Think about College Court and mah boi superman
these guys are payin for servers when the clan count is 3
whatve you got lose.cmon niggugh the game is free...
dp is dying. it could go anyday
stop takin these players for granted.
Or they might not choose to stay
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MyeRs you think your bad, your spits are sad
im not a rapper so stop rapping at me, this rap battle sucks hard just like your girl friend did to me,
hopefully you'll learn to rap kid, yer allways bad at it kid
dont get critical with this sHeZ like a g-star, cuz i hit your girl in her g-spots,
futhermore, your rappes are like a white boy tryina rap, to be made fun off, so call me the rap king
rap in in a Mcwarp like a rap3isT
get good kid your just a anthore wanna be, most likely tryina act like an humanaity, dont understand what your screamin at me
your iQ level higher then ape on weed with a gun in its hand, shooting its own thinking its got its own band
call me wiz khilfa, not burj khilfa
TyRone and tupuc u both are wannbes.
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wow none of your sh*t rhymes you g*y as hell
youll spend the rest of your life working at taco bell
the max youll earn everyday is about 1 buck
ima keep this short and sweet cuz ur raps really suck
yo homies, yo rhymes suck, oh get at me yea maybe you'l have some luck
done.
look dude dont even try to play this game
are you 2 years old, or do u like that g*y name
come back when ur out of middle school
your raps so boring, make a niggugh hafta drool
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aight aight all these kids hyping up to me on various platforms, its time to open my can of whoop assssssssss.
toxiic walk away youre dumb as a brick,
and youre fackin ugly too, you dirty old prik,
you PM me saying im myers you fool,
just cos we got skillz so hard it makes your cok drool.
dont talk about orgasms, youre a virgin kid,
only person youve banged is your merrye friend 'Sid'.
now on to tupac, short fat and black,
youre lyrically retarded, your rapping is whack,
you being allowed to talk is a serious crime,
youre less interesting than an ordinary lime,
you got no skillz, you lack real rhyme,
getting sexually abused in your dads sexxy time.
listen up tyrone, bich youre next,
your stupid donkey comments have got me vexed,
youre sexually frustrated due to the lack of sex,
my eloquent linguistics got you perplexed,
go back to your parents kids, youve been served,
come back later, dont feel unnerved,
have a bath, rub the semen off your face,
UnRateD just CAME and put you in your place.
Word.
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Tupac ur just a wannabe, u say you the real deal then why f*** are u excrement here?
i apologize if i say someing that i dont mean, as a matter of fact i do mean, seeing how great your raps are just made me wanna go pee
kid you work at mc-donolads, for a half a cent, call me you 50-cents greater then the people on your vent
lets keep it simply and easy for yall to hear me
i did your GF and showed her FB, i aint talking about Facebook, made her read my book,
man tell her i had a great time with her, i plyed cod and she gave me a hand u nub
ur say that all youve done is work at TaCo bell, werent you the once that server as well?
i ask these questions cuz your mom has no structure
kid ur no more then an average rapper
tryina act like lapdanc-er
ohh ya that rememids me how your girl freind gave me a lap daNc3
only so she can show her new pants
just call me drake kid, ill show you the other side of me you nig.
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MyeRs you think your bad, your spits are sad
im not a rapper so stop rapping at me, this rap battle sucks hard just like your girl friend did to me,
hopefully you'll learn to rap kid, yer allways bad at it kid
dont get critical with this sHeZ like a g-star, cuz i hit your girl in her g-spots,
futhermore, your rappes are like a white boy tryina rap, to be made fun off, so call me the rap king
rap in in a Mcwarp like a rap3isT
get good kid your just a anthore wanna be, most likely tryina act like an humanaity, dont understand what your screamin at me
your iQ level higher then ape on weed with a gun in its hand, shooting its own thinking its got its own band
call me wiz khilfa, not burj khilfa
TyRone and tupuc u both are wannbes.
El oh El Toxiic, you suck at rhyming
i like your 2nd line, but its your girl friend who's two timing
then we get to your 3rd line, and'chu hittin up the same ending!
talking bout g-star when we know you dont have the money to do that spending
what tha hells your 5th line bra, all its doin' is making no sense
your probably so fat you couldn't jump a 5inch fence
gettin' to your 7th line and im startin' think your english skills are pretty mellow
even wiz khalifa knows you can't tell the difference between black and yellow
that last line you said, i gotta believe you thur
but re-read the rest of your shizz, dislexic? YaZurrrrrrrr
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Toxiic: you don't even rhyme... you've been voted off the rapbattle island. Please stop posting.
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Im far superior to you guys. My use of the English language > Your blackness.
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Unrated u need to understand
my messages to you saying that was no more then a spam
kid just please leave, your nothing more then a please
call me the fofo thats what your girl ate from my cok u hear me fool
feel my rythmes run throw ur blood
this aint no crip to be in, o yer Gf is no more the a s1ut
kid i was on F book watching your somilian GF
and whats she s learned
so sorry if i got you wrong,
i aint no asain name wong
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I dont got a gf boi i like mans d*ck
when i see a vag. it makes me kinda sick
Last time i kissed a girl, i got herpes on my lip
cant even drink juice, it burns if i take a sip
unrated, i wont even bother cuz crackas cant rap
if i seen you in the street, man yo head would feel a cap
and stupid ol toxiic, niggugh u best just give up
you been an all out b*tch ever since you was a pup
ha . white boy put up a layup, but i answered with a dunk
come at me one more time,and ill whoop yo ass you little punk
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El oh El Toxiic, you suck at rhyming
i like your 2nd line, but its your girl friend who's two timing
then we get to your 3rd line, and'chu hittin up the same ending!
talking bout g-star when we know you dont have the money to do that spending
what tha hells your 5th line bra, all its doin' is making no sense
your probably so fat you couldn't jump a 5inch fence
gettin' to your 7th line and im startin' think your english skills are pretty mellow
even wiz khalifa knows you can't tell the difference between black and yellow
that last line you said, i gotta believe you thur
but re-read the rest of your shizz, dislexic? YaZurrrrrrrr
DaYum kid,
i see you got some skills but i think u should just w8 by the hill,
w8 for the day to come
called 4:20 thats what up when she C0mZ
sorry even wiz khilfa sux compared to me i only see some weed
a weed that only raps like a sea only to be quit when she sees
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I hang with my fellas, upper echelon players
Who live by the gun like they’re Megatron’s neighbours
Holla at your leader, tell him Ness is on
And he ain’t the big gun no more like Megatron
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Or the specialty for Gran Thef, a Flight Jacket with a reversal zip up Body Bag... A John Doe tag, and a mummified pipe broken off in his Ass, If it happens that me Killer “happens” to win this battle, prepare for Violence, 'cause the whole forum will join forces against me “Killer vs the merry Alliance”, Gran thef is all glory, with his fabricated stories, I depicted he's not Villain, Go head a lose your mind, you ain't crazy just a little hazy from popping P enicillin, intercourse you and your momz, but mostly your moms and her salivary Glands, I swear she could suck my ribs in deeper than Hostages of murderous Afghans, I have a poisonus flow, part Phython, have you tembling sweating in your Nylon, Your a Superfemale dog, just one touch of the Kryton, will have this Kid Bloodier than a Tampon.
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Unrated go have some crumpets n tea
we take this excrement to a whole new degree
u use all this lingo we dont understand
so nigguh go back to pakistan
u filthy somalian
or korean
I dont know kno yer ethnicity
but yo rhymes so bad, like u got some disibility
im talking about that down syndrome swag
just leave now, we'll send yer feces in a doggy bag
this is the land of the black
dont try to fit in, yer wack
yer name defines your career
no talent, imma sit back and crack a beer
there's a reason you've never been rated
nigguh youre rhymes are so out dated
go outside and get an education
cause nigguh u dont belong in this situation
you think yer cool with this high grammar
female dog i knock yer teeth out with this hammer
making me use the dictionary to know wutchu say
i beatchu up so bad, u need to get an x-ray
leave while u still can
I hope we dont receive a ban...
I didn't read any of the last replies
there were too many, it hurt my eyes
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Im myers hype: DuYm u gOt SiiTzOn UnRaTeD :
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get the fck outta here toxiic you just paste excrement from other websites, nigguh this is a black kid thread, not for the dowmsyndrome white fkcin que3r boy ok? you intercoursein very *friendly* person cigarette female dog
we have a natural talent we're attempting to showcase, and you're ruining it. leave.
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Sorry, but lying and posting up in subliminal text will never get Passed, We clearly can see your more ass than 100 pages of the Playboy Mag. But that's irrelevant, I could just post a few bars that question Intelligence, 'cause your mind is absent of good flow like Black children and Negligence, And this is the Contestant, A Newbie, Gran Thef trying get a Reference, You in the Mix with Killer but this excrement don't help cigarettes with a S3xu@l preference, This is only development, shedding the extra weight like dietary supplements, Like when Killer and Hitler murdered Mil.s when we controlled the Nazis Government, Gran Thef, no petty thef, your inferior, could not steal a caravan with that Criteria, You could hold hostage a Morgue and fail at capturing cases of Malaria, I see a pu$$y, darn tasty and eatable, no lie I enjoy the Aroma, Nobody matched my persona, I got crazy prices, get you half off a rental Coma...
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^ srsly the way its written its so obvious youre pasting it from some site, please stop posting here. You don't even know what irrelevant means, or nazis or govenmernet or aroma etc... you're like 12 and have no social life or education.
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Understand it nub, your no more then a scrub
tryina rap at exactly who?
maybe its your mom u fool
The natural talent you speak off
is nothing more then just drink up
ill tell u my natural talent
its only to please your Girl freinds
now exuase me i got a date
guess who u dirty pric
its your mom that whats up
go to her bed and tell her to suck up
tell her its only hard the first few mins
then ill be her fav thing better then game called sims
i only gots to say
party rock is in the house so the LmAFo
is back better then ever, sucking your detective even ever you know it
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^^^^^ bundles of twigs ^^^^^ very *friendly* personS LEARN HOW TO meddling RAP female dogEZ
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retarded
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clitoris
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vagina ass sex
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kitty
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sexually promiscuous person
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female dog very *friendly* person sexually promiscuous person member of a socially disadvantaged class bundle of twigs meddling intercourser
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yo gurl i love it when u talk dirty <3
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lol toxic im not going to respond to you until i figure out what youre trying to say. its like trying to communicate with a dead fish.
tyrone you dedicated a whole paragraph to me,
now ill showcase my skills, female dog youll see,
what it feels like to get fisted, honestly,
ill do it for free, no money, wont charge a fee,
youre gona see a legend in the making, proper history.
once i go hard, i go indefinitely,
im gona rap past your screams to stop, ignore your plea,
I got a degree in Rap Ownage, also an MSC,
K Ill start for real now, get ready,
Ima put my dik in your face, sit back and pee.
I see you discussing my nationality,
Am I a brit, a somalian, a chink, or a paki?
All i can say is, Im two out of the three,
Far as you know my name could be Abdul Henry Lee,
Who the hell gives a cr@p about my ethnicity,
All that matters is Im a proper G.
Alright Im getting sick of the letter e,
all my lines ending so 'alphabetically',
Ima mix it up, gona get crazy.
Ill come fast though, youll get dazy.
A little hazy,
But dont worry, youre a big boy, even if you are wearing a onesie.
Im sorry Im too smart for you,
But honestly, youre just a moron, its true!
You toxic and tupac should make a homo crew,
You 'black' guys can sit in a tree and eat fufu,
Whilst on my penis your girlfriends shall chew,
Hope they dont bite, that would be uncool.
SOrry for using words you dont get,
Reading a book would be a good bet,
Using words like 'nigguh' and 'yo' dont make you good,
all it shows is perhaps youre from the hood,
even then its universally understood,
that hoodsters are as smart as NJIN and snood.
Anyways, I thnk thats enough for now.
Ima stand back and take a bow,
Youve all been fisted by my stroke of brilliance,
You tried hard and showed good resilience,
But alas you were not good enough,
But to be fair, as an opponent Im tough.
So farewell, nice try,
Ill see you later, bye bye.
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intercourse me <3 member of a socially disadvantaged class
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unrated u piece of excrement member of a socially disadvantaged class.. very *friendly* person ass female dog. stop meddling copying and pasting songs. you have no rapping talent. jesus meddling christ be quiet.
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very *friendly* person
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lyrical complexity's lackin here
so fear the brit who's packin beer,
six stella still cold from the cellar,
shotgun to shut y'all up like old yeller.
clearly this stupid donkey unrated has a propensity
for long ass rhymes lacking lyrical intensity
while his girl's at reading fest, meddling in tents wit me
hello, ambulance, lyrical burns of the third degree
tupac and samantha, get a room your pair of freaks
now pour some petrol on the floor and light it up for weeks
toxiic gets his cash flow kneeling low, sucking bone
knock knock, whos there, next customer, it's tyrone.
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toxiic gets his cash flow kneeling low, sucking bone
knock knock, whos there, next customer, it's tyrone.
Gamabunta claps. Props for these 2 lines.
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Joined here from a link on facey-b
Mind's pretty empty 'bout Digital-p
But these lyrical atrocities are abusive to me
These words spewin outta your mouths, see;
As amateur you may be
(Never ever gonna get signed to Sony)
Your themes are a crime against humanity
Let's line em up, 1-2-3
Tyrone's from the ghetto? Oh please
Closest thing to the gutter's he's ever been
Half a toke round back of bicycle shed
Tells his mates bout the gash he's had in his bed
Now don't get me wrong, i'm sure that you've tried
But the white stains on the sheets claim that maybe you've lied
Tupac, your namesake's pretty darn good
Gotta have balls to emulate him, if you should
Or maybe you shouldn't; all i'm seein' is drivel
Your rhythms are off, your timing abysmal
Your rhyming abyssal, coming from hell
Where satan sodomised them pretty darn well
Puked them up mangled, covered in gell:
Lube from last night. Your mother won't tell.
Now ViciouZ we go back a decent degree
Hailing from the mighty RDG
We got no beef, i'm sure you'll agree
But your mistake was ignoring that the king is me
While your lyrics are fine, the timing sublime
(Some of yo flow could do with work, mind)
Treason's a crime. You're gonna do time.
See you in hell. I'm out of here. Bye.
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brit vs brit. kk. time for britsland to make its appearance.
Eloquently put, his words create fear,
Nerdy paedophile Viciouz is here,
He articulates well, but can he compare,
to UnRateD, his worst nightmare.
Ill forcefully insert my pars down your throat,
My rhymes so big they like a steam boat,
Id like to point out the pen!s euphemism,
My lyrical prowess displays my individualism.
Theres been an accident, let me wipe your mouth theres a trace,
Seems like my rap left a stain on your face,
Im an industrial supplier, selling ownage in bulk,
fuk with me and Ill crush you like the incredible hulk.
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yall are merry as hell
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stop flaunting your location, im ashamed to share my nation
with octopodes' lame flow and unrated's jizz fixation
take a few steps back and have a look at your life
do some floor redecoration with your wrist and a knife
you fools still got nothing on tyrone or tupac
sitting in your rooms trying so hard to act black
unrated's spots could spell his name in braille
stay in your basement, turn a whiter shade of pale
you speak in the third person, get your rhymes out of a book
i'll impale you on your glasses with my lyrical right hook
the hulk's about right, you couldn't fit through a door
and despite your bare flaming my raps are still raw
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okay, checkit,
u guys tryna rap but u got nothin
im just sitting here puffing
u guys try but u cant spit
go on a diet, get fit
everyday is a struggle not to get shot
yer livin off everythin yo parents bought
you dont even understand the grind
but nigguh thats why I got signed
I got those records coming left n right
yall cant even put up a fight
yer all sum big ole nerds using dem big word
but yo, I'm the best, havent u heard?
you think you're good? that's absurd
I'll kick yo ass to the curb
then stomp you into ground
nigguh you weigh 1 pound
hit the gym
maybe u wont be so slim
then u can step up your game
so you wont be such a shame
actually yall just be some dutty turds
using nouns, adjectives and intercoursein verbs
you think this is school?
the only place you fit in? you're not cool.
does it look like we sittin on chairs n stools?
nigguh im just sittin here jumpin in pools
yes my comp is water proof
yee nigguh thats the truth
yall be tryin so hard
while im just chillin in the yard
i do this as a life style
thats y when I spit its worth while
ppl all over me wanting my auto graph
then u nerds cum up in here makin me laugh
i cant be beat this is what i was meant to do
yall nigguhs sit back, eat my poo
it takes me seconds to rap
I can freestyle while i fap
live a day in my shoes
you'll see it aint no cruise
this life takes work
u cant just sit back n twerk
if any of u say excrement to mah gurl sam
imma beat u into a clam
shes my treasure
so I always give her pleasure
pce
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ViciouZ got smarts, but that's all i can say
For the rest of your lines are pretty darn lame
This excrement gotta have soul, straight from the heart
So let me say you're still back at the start
As for your mother, take a few steps back?
She'd have to walk further than the athletes track
Then have to wash the jizz from off've her rack
Might take a while, but i digress
Son, your life's a bloody mess
If your raps are raw you gonna get salmonella
That's pretty bad, gotta stay in bed fella
But would that be too different from the rest of your life?
Writing battle raps in forums out here on the web
Listening to your dubstep going web-web-web
Haven't seen the sun in thirteen days
But let's move on to the last bit, kay
The textbooks been done, i'm bringing something fresher
And not in the sense of being a fresh fresher
Cause i'm old like the hills and i roll with my grills
Gonna cook your raps well done, no lesser
And when they're done you can hang your head in shame
From hearing the lyrical prowess i'm conveying
Now Tyrone look here sunshine, you even trying?
Making a joke out of freestyle, words flying
Left right and centre, but no meaning or skill
It's like if you're trying to make your words kill
When you can't even give us the slightest thrill
Like when you're with a female, but your detective is so small
Can't even pleasure that girl at all,
Lasts eight seconds and then your petit mal
Hearing these styles is oh so bloody dull
Leave it to the pros kid, we were here first
Cause we have some sort of undying thirst
To be the best, no less
Sorry to be the one to burst your bubble
And if you want to start one, i'm well up for trouble.
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you trash my rhyme when youve obviously plagiarised,
youve peed me off, now prepare to get vaporised,
my raps likes coldplay. preaching a lyrical paradise,
and dont lie, the jizz jokes got you mesmerised.
Your personal attacks so vile and crude,
should be removed, acts of rude turpitude,
talk about me flaming, well here it comes,
ill hit you so hard, leave you numb.
guess youre used to assault, with your pikey family,
being used, abused, left in agony.
ashamed to share nation whilst claiming benefits,
id rather you get replaced by a bunch of terrorists.
as for spots and paleness, im a sexy brown caramel,
with talent so hard its irrepressible,
sittinng in your room so cool on your computer,
got a non-job as a system troubleshooter,
lame,ugly, fat, white,
think I got that description of you pretty right.
and dont try to defend tupac and tyrone,
maybe you three should get together rather than be alone,
lets be honest, youre unloved, unwanted,
remember this rap, itll keep you haunted.
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Plagarise? Me? That excrement's an offense
Much like your stanzas to the human race
I'm pure and spontaneous, you know it makes sense
Now take a razor bath to your face
Coldplay good? Surely you're crazy
I can see it all now; your eyes growing hazy
Puffing on the joint you sold your mind for
Telling the internet how once your were poor
But found how to sell yourself for little more
than a few quid a go, not much in demand
But for that low price any bender'll have a gander
Got through ten detectives to buy you that weed
Ten guys, all of them spreading their seed
All on your face, but was it worth it?
For a few puffs of a artificial smoke tit?
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mine are aimed at viciouz, octopodes you suck
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'pologies bro. We cool
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yo this sh*t is g*y. this is a rap battle not a poetry club
say your sh*t out loud and see how it aint no mutha f*ckin rap. f*ggot ass n*ggas.
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Lolllllll this nigguh sayin dis sh*t is g*y????? I wuz all lik nigguh lets freestyl on vent n he is all lyk naw nigguh letz do it on foramz cuz the kid just stealz sh*t meddling very *friendly* person female dog sexually promiscuous person kitty member of a socially disadvantaged class black person excrement feces detective
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naw n*gga i was wreckin yo ass on vent den i was like sh*t im f*ck his ass up in public 2. and i dun succeeded
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YO.
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word.
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d00d.