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Help and Support / Re: Locs - where to get it

« on: January 10, 2014, 04:02:58 PM »

just make your own, its easy, and then you don't have to read stupid euro locs of: "HES merry, HES merry, INC merry"

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: Free Agent

« on: January 10, 2014, 04:00:00 PM »

hey i think you should look at a speech i made for your team, it'll pump you up before every game...


I don't know what to say, really. Three minutes till the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team or we're gonna crumble, inch by inch, play by play, 'til we're finished.

We're in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me. And, we can stay here -- get the excrement kicked out of us -- or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell one inch at a time.

Now, I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around. I see these young faces, and I think -- I mean -- I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I, uh, I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who's ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know, when you get old in life things get taken from you. I mean that's...part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out life's this game of inches. So is Paintball. Because in either game, life or Paintball, the margin for error is so small -- I mean one-half a step too late, or too early, and you don't quite make it. One-half second too slow, too fast, you don't quite catch it.

The inches we need are everywhere around us.

They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch, because we know when we add up all those inches that's gonna make the intercoursein' difference between winning and losing! Between livin' and dyin'!

I'll tell you this: In any fight, it's the guy who's willing to die who's gonna win that inch. And I know if I'm gonna have any life anymore, it's because I'm still willin' to fight and die for that inch. Because that's what livin' is! The six inches in front of your face!!

Now I can't make you do it. You got to look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes! Now I think you're gonna see a guy who will go that inch with you. You're gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows, when it comes down to it, you're gonna do the same for him!

That's a team, gentleman!

And, either we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.

That's Paintball guys.

That's all it is.

Now, what are you gonna do?

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: Read: EPIC MATCH IN HISTORY Organizer: FusSioN

« on: January 10, 2014, 03:55:31 PM »

Thanks friend, I know my usage of words is hard to understand but it was a secret message to specific people. Much to complicated for the average person to comprehend. Only intelligent, cool, big penis, masturbaters will be able to understand.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Delete account warlut to be replaced by aerobatx

« on: January 10, 2014, 03:37:12 PM »

admitted sharing accounts, and multiple accounts

Warrants minimum 32 day ban to him and his friends IP and hardware ID. I would also recommend contacting their ISP to inform them that the users are violating terms and agreements on online games, causing harm to the game itself.

This display of carelessness for rules needs to be punished. Set an example.

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Server Discussion / Re: Temp-Ban >og< server

« on: January 09, 2014, 10:23:42 PM »

pls remove temp ban from friend of my, he nice man

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: Read: EPIC MATCH IN HISTORY Organizer: FusSioN

« on: January 09, 2014, 05:15:03 PM »

Setting up a match against a team at a time that's convenient for some chink is so stupid. Set it up for NA times - the team you're challenging. Euros shouldn't even play - these NA players you're challenging stomp euros on european servers - so there's no chance of euros winning on NA server.

Given that shk/myers/chemical have stomped the last few tournaments, i think they have Nothing 2 Prove, as they are a New Breed of players who stomp people like it's the Status Quo. They're gameplay is Flawless. They are more than friends, they are a Brotherhood who has a DR34M. They used to be underrated, now they are insane. They'll beat you so hard you'll be like What the....? as you got raped so hard you're sitting in 3 Inches of Blood. All of this in attempts to praise their master, Blazefyre. So please remain still in Silence and do not make them Bust A Move.

Holla holla get dolla fckin spic

User banned for this post

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: ViaTour Cup 2012 #1

« on: May 07, 2012, 09:58:40 AM »

I really believe you should hold off this tournament until jitspoe gets around unbanning me. Thank you proza <3

Good luck on running this and good luck to all participants.
You guys holding any bets? All in on MyeRs.

PS: If you dare replacing Crimethink with airtime, you suck.  
If you want to replace Crime I'd suggest Sass, Moonlit2r1 or litt - Not sure these are the names of the maps I'm thinking...

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: PCDPmod v1.1 - DP2 menus & tweaks - DOWNLOAD

« on: May 04, 2012, 01:12:41 PM »

thanks luckmore for answering to all these questions.

seriously bono if you will ever work on this, stop using so many colours. this gui looks like a kindergarden picture.

Bono, like Zimt said, if you made the background have a cleaner look and a bit more simple it would be way better, people with epilepsy are unable to use this mod, other than that it's pretty sick.

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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: Wallhack, Multiple/Shared Accounts: idias

« on: May 03, 2012, 01:30:17 PM »

that would be really cool

No need, just a few more years. Expect me in 2014.

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Beta / In-Progress Maps / Re: Newmap: Endless Cave with Two Ends

« on: April 28, 2012, 11:07:13 AM »

im confused by the map name

What's wrong with an Endless cave that has two ends?

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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: Wallhack, Multiple/Shared Accounts: idias

« on: April 28, 2012, 11:06:29 AM »

lol this nub pgp'd me with wh ♥

Lool. Worth the 1K day ban :*

Haha, at first I thought it's about the score (18-7), which moreless could be self-explanatory.

Not fair, I believe I still have some screens of me in QeHs carrying you :p

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Demo Requests / Re: Demo Request: Whaley

« on: April 25, 2012, 11:24:42 AM »

Unless you're joking I'll assume you remain an idiot Toxiic
To gain committee votes you must do several sexual favors, trust me, I've had experience in that field.

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: Newbie Adoption

« on: April 21, 2012, 12:01:34 PM »

Double Newbie Application

Main Game Name: Painted & Idias_
How long you have been playing: A bit over a year
Time Zone/Country: GMT-1/Portugal
Language Spoken: Portuguese and English
Do you have a microphone/willing to get one? (For voice recon purposes): Yeah we got all that crap.
Do you use IRC/willing to download and use?: 24/7 online.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: My 2 cents. Cause I know everyone wants it

« on: October 12, 2011, 10:38:12 AM »

Myers, you said that you want to come back to the game and are willing to do something for it.

Yet, you also said that there is still one player unbanned. By your tone I am guessing you did not report him? Yeah, dude, you are so welcomed back to the community.

Pretty sure all of us told everything to jitspoe (and in my case to Jimmy aswell I think), which is one of the reasons I find the bantimes odd... Well I wasn't aware poX was using it since he was horrid so I never really knew.

hippie didn't use them he had stopped playing before then . COME BACK HIPPIIEEEE

You didn't tell me to come back! 

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Help and Support / Re: CheMiCaL Gives Back.

« on: October 11, 2011, 11:38:36 AM »

I've been thinking of making some tutorials almost since I started DP but I'm always too lazy...
If there's anything I can help you with just let me know, if I have the time.

Loved the #DPPractice idea  Keep it up.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: See ya in hell...

« on: October 10, 2011, 10:58:55 AM »

That didn't keep you from playing 24/7 before anyway Enjoy your week without DP

Flyover: We all know about these flaws and mentioning them every other week won't really fix them, Me thinksed.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: My 2 cents. Cause I know everyone wants it

« on: October 10, 2011, 10:57:57 AM »

Estonian, where in my sentence did I say "will never hack again"? I just said you can't actually say for sure they will hack again... The example of that is some people get unbanned.
All I'm saying is review some of the bantimes since they're ridiculous, in both ways... Some have bans that are too low and some have bantimes incredibly high for what they've done.

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: Looking for a clan, 1 specific requirement

« on: October 10, 2011, 07:27:57 AM »

You still play that crap?

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: My 2 cents. Cause I know everyone wants it

« on: October 10, 2011, 06:46:28 AM »

I haven't forgotten about it, i got more ban time than i should have. But that's up to Jitspoe to never fix. Anyway, I miss playing with a select few people and trying new settings in PUGs. Then again only about 3 of those people still play and no one is ever up for new settings ever. God forbid you not be able to line and spray down everywhere or not be able to slip n' slide or jump at 150 MPH because that's totally cool.

Yep.

I wouldn't clear the entire ban list but I'd review a couple cases, skitzo's case for example...
I don't understand why juiicy and cyntex have a 3 year ban for a first time offence with no chance of getting halved even though they admitted. Some of them had a bigger bantime than jeongwa who hacked, distributed and evaded multiple times (3, if I'm not wrong). Anyway, it's not my place to judge the committee's decision.

@Mofo: Can't say the committee kills the game... They hardly do anything  Just messin'

Think you got 1000+ because you were involved in this myers+lovers try to kill the game to show their inet balls thingy.
Committee does not vote on ban times for hackers fyi thats all jitspoe.

We all hacked, that's a fact. We all deserve to be banned, that's a fact. But if MyeRs and maybe 2 others decided to kill the game it's not good enough of a reason to give everyone a 3 year ban for hacking. It's unfair mostly because there are cases that deserve having more time than these guys, and they didn't. Already named these cases many times before, so won't bother again.

I think Delphi meanwhile answered that question.

As the committee was not involved to your bans, I can only assume why your bantimes aren't updated yet. The only thing I would advise you if you want your bantime to be looked at, is to PM Jitspoe with all details you can offer him.

Been there, done that. Nothing happenned so far so it's useless to think you'll be unbanned skitzo

Alright, rick you're just way too funny, so on a more serious note:

 It's kinda funny how when Myers played you always were like: omg ily! - and now he's banned you act like he ruined the community. He helped more than most, he actually rarely even trash talked. YOU created cheats, taught people how to make them (Cuso, who's banned now cause of YOU) and taught other people/gave other people. Don't pretend you didn't. You can deny but we both know, Ride? Skitzo? Navyseal? Yeah, you're not perfect, you just had committee members fighting for your deserved ban, while the others don't have that for their undeserved lengths.

Pretty much says it all I think.

Wrong to assume that everyone that hacked will hack again.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: reborn this game

« on: August 16, 2011, 12:13:33 PM »

I didn't hack to quit the game, I seriously hacked for fun. Ask anyone who was on with me, I would be laughing so hard when I were to hide or sneak up on people. Ah, speedhacks were the best, playing on Summer with the likes of all s2k, them all marvelling over Ride and I. ( o anyone that was there 'I can't climb the ladder <3) Yep, I got it lowered, cool story. The committee felt it was unjustified and wern't given all the facts straight up. None of them still probably know that I resigned from the Committee, reported my self to Jitspoe, told him everything I used and everything I had, told him everything I gave to RiDE, during my bantime trained s2k on private servers, mapped...

Cool.
Idias_ hacked for fun aswell, wasn't aware you were so close to him you knew the motives to why he hacked, and no, I know for a fact he didn't have vent anymore.
Also, he resigned from the committee before hacking and told jitspoe everything aswell, but he didn't distribute, yet he has the same bantime as you did, funny

The reasons for the hacking don't matter, he didn't hack to kill the game, same goes for chalk and for Riddick... They hacked for fun, hacked nonetheless and deserve to be banned, but not for that pathetic amount of time. As I said "hacked for fun", "hacked to grow pubes", "hacked to quit", doesn't matter, you hacked, period, why are you getting a much smaller bantime then they did, considering you distributed. Cusoman also only distributed to summit and he's banned for distributing aswell mate, the ammount of people doesn't matter because those people might distribute to others.

If 2 out of 10 try to kill the game why do the other 8 get hurt by their actions?

Bottom line: Bantimes are stupid.