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Completed Maps / Re: New map: Bankrob - Siege map.

« on: January 08, 2009, 11:45:58 PM »

If its a bank theme, and you need brushes for the inside, maybe you should add a teller desk.  If not that then maybe a customer service desk and the line belts.  Also, plants are a good idea like someone suggested before. There is not much you can add in a bank unless you went all out and added a vault.

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: 2v2 should not be counted as a match. My thoughts and advice

« on: October 15, 2008, 09:29:59 PM »

Sad thing about all of this is... There arent enough people in this community that come on at the same time and are organized enough to start a match when agreed on, instead of people sitting in the server for a hour waiting for the game to start, and keep this up consistently.  This is why DP will never be a good clan oriented game.  It should be a pub game and stay that way.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Grave 2 : Competition Time!

« on: August 04, 2008, 11:06:23 PM »

Pretty sure both of mine were 10x better.  Nice try though. Valiant effort.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Grave 2 : Competition Time!

« on: July 30, 2008, 04:23:27 PM »

R.I.P.
Andrew Dice Clay's Career
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
OHHHHH


(Picked that one so knack couldn't go all ban happy on me)

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Grave 2 : Competition Time!

« on: July 29, 2008, 11:17:23 AM »

R.I.P. Nudie Bar
Where the breasts may be fake
But man do they shake...
At the nudie bar.

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Other Stuff / Skater's Explanation

« on: June 19, 2008, 05:29:03 PM »

From Skater,

      Good evening, my fellow DP players. Recently, I have been involved in some legal issues. I was arrested on Tuesday, May 13th. I was charged with posession of a controlled substance in the 7th degree (Class A misdemeanor) and posession of child pornography (Class D felony). I, being stupid, volunteered my computer to the investigators because I was not worried about any material I had on it.

The investigators brought me to the police station on that windy Tuesday afternoon. They questioned me about some files I had on my computer. From what they mentioned, they had brought me in because of some pictures/videos of girls. The girls in the videos were -NOT- underage, nor do they appear to be. The investigators said the females in the pictures appear to be under the age of 16.

So, I was brought to court and sent to jail that day with a 100k bail and 200k bond. I was in jail for 18 days before my bail was lowered to $2500. There is absolutely NO proof of the girls in the pictures age. It is all a matter of opinion. There was absolutely no sexual abuse of any kind, either. That news station completely posted false information, and I plan on suing them when the right time presents it's self.

At this moment, my case is being presented to the grand jury, at which point they decide if they feel there is enough evidence to indict me or not. Hopefully, they don't. I hope all of you who are absolutely clueless can understand the bullexcrement behind this case. I'm sure, of course, some of you will still be complete idiots and assume I abused some little kid, that's fine. Have a good one.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: 2v2 ff

« on: May 03, 2008, 08:49:45 AM »

DONT DO meddling 2V2S YOU DUMB IDIOTS.

There problem solved now stop spamming the meddling forums with this bull excrement.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Prime Grenades

« on: April 10, 2008, 05:29:07 PM »

Its called recon.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Prime Grenades

« on: April 04, 2008, 01:28:31 PM »

Personally i will never use primes... i dont like them at all.  In my opinion they are cheap kills since there is almost no way to avoid them unless jits perfect nade hit boxes intercourse up.  I dont like getting cheap kills.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Prime Grenades

« on: March 30, 2008, 11:00:48 AM »

Don't play in small maps?  Sorry i don't like playing huge maps all the time like most of DT's maps.  I don't mind them that much but playing them every map gets old real fast.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Prime Grenades

« on: March 25, 2008, 04:01:37 PM »

Apparently you have not played against prime nades loial.  Its kinda hard to make any offense strategy when you have a nade exploding right in between you as you go to move.  These are worse than impact for the simple fact people can make them explode in the air.  This basically ruins any old maps trying to be played, for example pbcup, pforest, roundup, etc.  All they have to do is make it explode in a tight hall like in pforest or just make it explode over ice like in pbcup so you die as you go in to rush. 

There should be at least a server function to disable them for match servers.  This way things will go back to using nades for strategic moves not just spamming them to kill everyone as they rush

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Prime Grenades

« on: March 22, 2008, 07:46:01 AM »

Its because you have prime nade set in your settings as your nade button.  A true timed nade can not kill you, never could never will.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Prime Grenades

« on: March 20, 2008, 07:28:12 PM »

First of all you cant die from chasing a timed nade and sitting on it.  Second,  even if you change it so they cant recon the point is if youre smart and you know the general area of the person all you have to do is prime and release.

I catch all the nades?  Sorry kinda hard to avoid them when they are in a narrow hall and explode right next to me before i have a chance to move, unlike timed. =/

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Prime Grenades

« on: March 20, 2008, 11:41:14 AM »

People prime it so it acts like an impact nade.  Its apparently not hard since ive seen noobs do it.  If you dont want to take it out completely just add a function for match servers so they can make it timed only.

Since you dont match much i can understand why you are trying to say you have to anticipate people being in a certain place, even though i thought it was common sense..., my response to that is Recon.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Prime Grenades

« on: March 20, 2008, 10:27:06 AM »

When you're trying to play maps with those narrow entrances to base for example: roundup, midnight, and others it gets VERY annoying.  It really doesn't take any planning by the way.  Its the same thing as an impact nade except for the simple fact they need to hold the button in for a second or two.  Also, yes you can jits ive seen it done.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Prime Grenades

« on: March 19, 2008, 09:50:58 PM »

Can you start a vote, or just take these out?  They're a complete waste and ruining the game.  All a person has to do is sit in his base wait for people to move in prime it and let go and the rounds over.  Also, people do that suicide excrement to make sure they don't get grabbed on or capped on.  I can live with this ball speed excrement but please but the nades back to timed only.  Make it a more fun game please, unless your intent on ruining this game even more.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Why do good players cheat?

« on: March 18, 2008, 02:14:49 PM »

Who are these "good players" that have been hacking?  All i've seen are noobs trying to get better and still end up sucking...  Only halfway decent hacker i've ever seen was Zoogooz and that is if he even was.. pretty sure he was though haha

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Cheater Reports and Bans / Re: Assisting Player in Finding Cheats: iEATnoobs

« on: February 12, 2008, 09:07:33 PM »

I didn't know it could go down any farther jig.  Its been at the lowest point possible for awhile now.

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: sI being unsportsman like in a match towards Allstarz

« on: September 11, 2007, 04:38:29 PM »

lmao man reaver your one of the biggest boogeres ive ever met.  You probably get a teacher in school when someone says a curse word or calls you merry cause im sure it happens a lot.

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: sI being disresptful and playing unfair during matches

« on: September 11, 2007, 04:37:04 PM »

lmao man reaver your one of the biggest female doges ive ever met.  You probably get a teacher in school when someone says a curse word or calls you merry cause im sure it happens a lot.