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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Sup?

« on: May 06, 2017, 06:29:27 PM »

Clint you can go find your self grown man to pay you to suck on your own fungi infested toes. You big footed bipedalifile freak. Now go away or i shall fart in your general direction followed by a silly taunt with an outrages loilaneese accent even.. *sticks tongue   


 my dear friend fouthx  brother.   We should stay in touch more. Please pm me on how to reach me.. or ill send you mine..

unny how life turns us all about. Heck i wouldnt even be here if some skanky ho didnt pocket my playstation 4pro and ps3. Well now im glad she did other wise would not get the time to say ello elllo and that i recently looked for my old clan mates on facebook .

Not sure how to say this right now but im going to post something in the other section about the lore  good ole days of yore  love and war but we lost someone who was very sweet no matter how you viewed her but we i found out we lost my dear friend sharon I will edit this post with a better picture of her painting she made me. i am still in shock of the loss and will be contacting mut snipen sandman wicked derrek  and terminator where ever your at.. if anyone knows how to reach them please send me a pm  .

lastly congrats nathan on Clemson's recent winnings enjoy it when it happens and relish for the rest of your life. A very sincere thank you for your hard work from the game to the forums and also your fair minded judgements Ahem in summation sir thank you Jitspoe for making this game something to remember and always a place to come back to.

Like me or not i do have much love each and every one of you that i was lucky enough to get to know both here and in game except 2  .. smokey and skeet skeet  you 2 ... ahem..well you 2 know what to do with each other. so carry on young men ...i mean like it happens all the time

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Other Stuff / get ready eat my balls

« on: October 31, 2014, 12:44:28 AM »

paintballs

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Beta / In-Progress Maps / Re: Contest Entry: R&R (randr.bsp) w/ DT

« on: August 08, 2013, 02:31:10 AM »

the vacuum packed soul of loial21

I WIN!


Thunder peals and a flash of blinding light. A smell permeates through the ages. Clint (DT) go wash your ass bro, please.

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: Clan Ethics in Matches

« on: November 16, 2012, 05:50:34 AM »

In order
GT never dies we just mutiplies colors colors....pun is for me brudder Dougie fresh 'mutilator'.
I love me to and more often
Clint do you and digi sit a

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Clan Ethics in Matches

« on: October 12, 2012, 04:28:17 PM »

If a clan agrees not to fart during a match and does what should it smell like, how long will it linger and should the be given a loss or quit with honors and declare victory.

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Completed Maps / Re: TheEdge

« on: December 13, 2011, 12:16:00 PM »

About F'in time. Classic FFA congrats.

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Other Stuff / Intratainment

« on: December 13, 2011, 12:11:30 PM »

Warning the following is unsafe to read and must be done with a good dose of vague insight and what ever you do, DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

Well I Started off with filling out a profile thingy today to score some points with the ladies and being careful not to break any Manlaws....Which got me thinking (*insert sounds of Thunder) about a epic forum fight where the main participants being Jitsus and H8NS8NSON went back and forth rambling about if we were god's jizzum or was simply just space schmegma or both and did it exist . This was then correlated brilliantly (by myself of course) into the only thing I believe posted that one of the Super Twins  (Pink and Ironfist (although they have yet been photographed together (some have speculated they are the same Twin))) actually liked the use of the term.

"Random Precision"

Non-linear Disambiguation of Dimensionally Diverse Perspectives

http://maheshpatwardhan.blogspot.com/2008/05/non-linear-disambiguation-of.html


Discuss:

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Other Stuff / Re: Loial me!

« on: February 19, 2011, 09:25:44 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEuKiqnnOPM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65uGF6aog0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb70LrXZZR0&feature=related


Also on its way...What loial did to your mom last summer and why she liked it update topic....   

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Official Feature Votes / Re: Feature Requests: Knife Fights

« on: October 08, 2010, 03:37:48 PM »

KNIFE FIGHTS!?  KNIFE FIGHTS!?  WTF? 
Last time i checked we dont use weapons to capture the flag.
Maybe you should ask for rocket shoes or a tarzan hook.

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Bugs, Feature Requests, and Feedback / Re: [Feature Request] Removing Forum Accounts

« on: July 03, 2010, 04:24:16 PM »

Free will, the law of unintended or unwanted consequence.

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Bugs, Feature Requests, and Feedback / Re: What's most important? (v2)

« on: July 03, 2010, 03:09:52 PM »

Dear Nathan my sweet handsome and rather large shoe sized friend. I dont know if you remember me. But I once played this game for a little bit, even made some comments about what direction you should go. I downloaded the game and again and almost vomited.

"Getting feedback from people who uninstall is probably the most valuable for figuring out why people don't play." - Excellent idea. Implement something that can allow that to happen during install or uninstall make it mandatory, rather than ask a forum full of coders what they would like to see.

"Gotta agree with Rick, how you gonna keep the new players playing if they think that the game looks like crap?" What players think paintball should play like and meeting this expectation should be your main focus. Not what something looks like.

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Other Stuff / Re: Who are YOU?!! (With pictures!)

« on: July 03, 2010, 12:33:55 PM »

Omg they cloned Jesus! You bastards!
Dont feel bad. My Oma, who new pre WWI Hitler, squinted at me at a xmas party in 1995 and had to be convinced that no one invited him.
Dementia owns you.

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Paintball 2 Discussion / Re: Old players?

« on: July 03, 2010, 12:25:17 PM »

Looks around.
Sniffs the air.
Hmmmm perfect spot.
Zipp.
Ahhh.
Marks territory.
Grins.
Now to download and annoy with random precision.

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Bugs, Feature Requests, and Feedback / Re: Build 29

« on: March 30, 2010, 06:34:14 PM »

Yarr all we be wantin is a simpler less time consuming game to configure from install untill u quit playin. Just make it snappy and make it so capt immy.

You always tickle my fancy, Pink.
-666

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Bugs, Feature Requests, and Feedback / Re: Build 29

« on: March 05, 2010, 01:05:19 PM »

You balls are to small and you need more of them, say like 300.  If you dont want this to be a spray fest, hardcode pumps.

Thank you and good day gentlemen.
Hail Satan

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Clans, Matches, and Tournaments / Re: Antarctica 3v3 Tournament

« on: January 14, 2010, 11:41:49 PM »

He ment Eastwood on advance.


Spring cup '06  Hidden Jumps vs Quiting Qu33ns

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Help and Support / Re: 64bit system win7

« on: January 14, 2010, 11:30:52 PM »

Yes, there is not a 64bit version.

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Other Stuff / Jesus Saved us once.

« on: December 10, 2009, 09:07:25 PM »

To be born again. You must be born.

So the act of abortion by definition is not a sin.

Its the decision making prior to killing little baby jesus's best friend, is the issue god and or if not us should take issue with.

esiarP Eb doG!

Now is the winter of our arrowgaunt disgirl thingyent.

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Other Stuff / Re: ...speed...

« on: December 08, 2009, 04:12:55 AM »

Thanks babe. Where you taking me?

(back to subject)
Power band wee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwieel03c-w&feature=related

Born. Born to be alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGzM1YgyN6c&NR=1

Who is willing to do something like this for documention. (on acid)

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Other Stuff / Re: The "What song are you listening to?" thread

« on: December 01, 2009, 01:19:21 PM »

eye of the chicken

butthole things.......ohhhhhhhhh ....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


USSA?   WTF

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