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« on: August 06, 2006, 08:47:24 AM »
Little Johnny finally turned 18 and Johnny wanted to find a sexually promiscuous person because he has never had sex.
Little Johnny was walking down the street and looking into a nail salon and saw a women just sitting in the chair and thought to himself "this must be a w*h*o*r*e house"
So Johnny walks in side and propositions the lady. She is affended at first but then says "Sure why not, buisness is slow"
So she takes little Johnny in the back and puts it on him good I mean real good and after its done she gives him a free manicure.
About a week later Little Johnny is walking down the street and walks right pass the nail salon and looks in. He makes eye contact with the women and then takes off running down the street.
Well she gets up and takes off after little johnny and she finally catches up with him after a couple blocks and stops him.
The women says "what's wrong with you?"
Johnny says " stay away from me me you crazy b*i*t*c*h, first you give me crabs and then you cut my nails so I can't scratch them"
Little Johnny was walking down the street and looking into a nail salon and saw a women just sitting in the chair and thought to himself "this must be a w*h*o*r*e house"
So Johnny walks in side and propositions the lady. She is affended at first but then says "Sure why not, buisness is slow"
So she takes little Johnny in the back and puts it on him good I mean real good and after its done she gives him a free manicure.
About a week later Little Johnny is walking down the street and walks right pass the nail salon and looks in. He makes eye contact with the women and then takes off running down the street.
Well she gets up and takes off after little johnny and she finally catches up with him after a couple blocks and stops him.
The women says "what's wrong with you?"
Johnny says " stay away from me me you crazy b*i*t*c*h, first you give me crabs and then you cut my nails so I can't scratch them"