KnacK's infamous " Jokes Only" Thread - Part Tres

[i_am_a_pirate]

  4:30pm
       User calls to say they can't see anything in documents. Tell them
       to go to view, do a Edit -- Select All, hit delete key, and then
       refresh. Promise to send them document addendum which says so.
 
   4:45pm
       Another user calls. Says they can't read help documents. Tell them
       I'll fix it. Hang up. Change font to Wingdings.
 
   4:58pm
       Plug coffee maker into Ethernet hub to see what happens. Not (too)
       much.
 
   5:00pm
       Night shift shows up. Tell that the hub is acting funny and to
       have a good weekend. Cheers

haha!! love it!

[sonicx059]

My family constantly comes to me for tech support. To end it i tell them PEBKAC. A "smart" family member googles PEBKAC. They ask how do they fix it.

[Henrod]

I work for an ISP and I had a customer ask me what a "Link-see Wif-fee Root-er" was. Anyone that clueless is transferred to the new guy and we tell him its thier id-10-t card.

[eradicator]

HAha