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« on: April 08, 2008, 05:51:22 AM »
Which Way to the Donuts?
Posted by samzenpus on Friday April 04, @12:44PM

It's early evening. You've just finished a large double cheese, pepperoni and sausage pizza and washed it down with a 2 liter of Mountain Dew. The tingling in your arm a reminder that it will take much more than an astounding 10,000 calorie dump to defeat your body and fuel it through the next 5 hours of Warcraft raiding. Too full of sauce, spiced meats and sugar to move, you manage to turn your head and look at the meager half bag of Doritos, in your clogged heart of hearts you know that this is not enough. You need more. You need donuts. How are you going to find them? Call someone? Don't be ridiculous you haven't talked to a real person in months. Search for donuts on Google? Do you have any idea how many hits you'd get? (actually you do, it's around 13,300,000.) Tired, frustrated and not completely stuffed you let the dream of donuts slip through your greasy fingers once again. We've all been there but now there is a solution. Someone has finally made a Krispy Kreme finder with a clock that determines if the store is open. Simply type in your zip code, rub on some sun block to protect your pale skin, put on pants and follow the directions.

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Re: idle.slashdot.org
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2008, 04:47:15 PM »
i dont get it

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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2008, 05:15:00 PM »
Krispy Kreme story with moral:
So this one time I was there while they were making glazed donuts. I wanted to get some, but I can't eat more than 2 without vomiting due to the insane amounts of sugar on the glaze. Some people would have just given up and gotten two, but I found another way. While they're making glazed donuts, buy a dozen glazed or so and ask the guys working there to get them before they go through the glaze. I actually think the donuts are three times as good without that sugary crap poured over them.