http://www.sophos.com/klingon-anti-virus/Free virus, spyware, and adware scan for members of the Klingon empire
Find threats your other anti-virus missed
No need to turn off your current anti-virus
Make sure you read the release notes:
http://downloads.sophos.com/tools/kav/readkav_kln.txt * (CR 25629) If there has been a previous Windows installation, the
'De'wI'wIj Hotlh' progress dialog box can display 99% completed for a
long time.
* (CL 43125.8) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove Rogue Nanites from
the central core. To remove establish negotiation using Android or
system running OS X 10.6 and deposit on nearest uninhabited moon
* (CL 41209.2) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove the Tsiolkovsky
Polywater Virus from carbon units (including near-simulations running on
positronic hardware). Please report to the medical bay immediately.
* (CL 42609.1) Klingon Anti-Virus cannot detect or remove Iconian
Root-kits without a clean boot from an uninfected device.
Runs on Windows 2000/XP/2003/Vista.
This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed.