My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said, breeding bulls
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled
and said,
'He mated 50 times last year.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW~~That's more than once a week! .
You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said,
, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,
'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .
You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly
broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something
from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him
if it was with the same
old cow.'
My condition has been upgraded
from critical
to stable and I should
eventually make a full recovery.
