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Re: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2006, 04:47:35 PM »
Here's my list:

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Re: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2006, 05:01:45 PM »
Lmfao. Lol'd at jits.

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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2006, 08:21:35 PM »
No chance I am reading all of that. But I read a couple.

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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 02:20:22 PM »
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Which reminds me; test your own self-control by reading this and seeing if you can resist the urge to draw any telling psychological insights from it:
Margret walked through the living room on Friday as I was watching 'Band Of Brothers'. Absently, she asked, 'Is this "Killing Private Ryan"?'
It's the nights I fear the most.

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Re: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2006, 05:18:35 PM »
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We had an earthquake here the other week. Surprisingly, I'm not being metaphorical. I mean we had an actual earthquake: in the geological rather than the emotional sense. It happened at about one o'clock in the morning, we were pretty close to the epicentre, and it was 4.8 on the Richter scale. Now, I'm depressingly aware that all you Californians are right now glancing up from your crystals and pausing mid-mantra to snort, '4.8? Poh. That's not an earthquake, that's just someone slamming a door.' Well, yes, I suppose it's all relative, but here in England where tectonics is less brash and showy, 4.8 is easily vulgar enough to stand out.
The important thing is that just before 1 A.M. the whole house shook. Naturally, this woke us up. Cupboards rattled and banged, furniture shivered across the floor, the bed struggled like it was possessed by the spirit of a wild animal that was trying to get out. The instant it ended, Margret's freshly woken face slid in front of me. Her voice irritated and her eyes accusatively thin, she hissed, 'Was that you?'