Author Topic: How old is BoB? Does he live in Saginaw?  (Read 1068 times)

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How old is BoB? Does he live in Saginaw?
« on: November 02, 2006, 06:39:34 PM »
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
By TIM YOUNKMAN
TIMES WRITER

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.

After that lovely picture DirtyTaco painted of eR33t, the illustration of bob was the only thing I could imagine doing something like this.

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Re: How old is BoB? Does he live in Saginaw?
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 06:56:39 PM »
Hahaha he liked the way the maggots in the dead dog felt squirmin all over his penis...  Just Freakin Sick man!!! *PUKE*!!

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Re: How old is BoB? Does he live in Saginaw?
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2006, 12:31:19 AM »
Stabbing time.

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Re: How old is BoB? Does he live in Saginaw?
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2006, 12:50:53 AM »
100% what I would of done, easy.

Nice post by the way, first thing I've seen you post that didn't make you look like a insecure vagina. Kudos.

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Re: How old is BoB? Does he live in Saginaw?
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2006, 01:18:51 PM »
Bob complemented me.  I don't know if I should be touched or disturbed...

Edit: Now that I think about it, if he touched me, I'd definitely be disturbed.

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Re: How old is BoB? Does he live in Saginaw?
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2006, 09:23:43 PM »
I love it when BoB touches me.