Add a giant ancient trebuchet in there somewhere too lol
This is completely off-topic, so I'm starting another thread for my reply. For some reason, this made me think of my science class back in middle school. One of the projects was to build a catapult that would launch a ping pong ball (or something like that).
I remember some people made these super elaborite contraptions with all kinds of springs, pullies, hinges, and whatnot. Of course the never ended up working right. Me? I had a football and a small board with a cup stuck on one end. I'd just put a ball in the cup, stomp on the other end, and send it flying.
The first test was accuracy -- we had to try to land the ball in a bucket. I ended up stomping too hard and sent the ball way off. The funny thing, though, is that the stick flipped end over end and landed in the bucket.
Then we had to go for distance. I figured I had it made with my quick little contraption. Stomped it good -- the ball ended up bouncing back off the ceiling or something. The catapult, however, went
flying. It nearly smacked my teacher in the face.
Ahh, good times. I miss that school.