Author Topic: Swim?  (Read 2070 times)

BLONDIE

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Swim?
« on: April 13, 2007, 10:57:46 PM »
--Go to Google.com


--Click on Maps.


--Click on get Directions.


--From New York,New York


--To Paris,France.


--And read line # 23.


...i know some of you have seen this but it's just too funny  :P :)

kNoC

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2007, 11:01:24 PM »

TinMan

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2007, 11:01:57 PM »
Yeah...why does everyone use New York to Paris, France? You can also go from Chicago to London and it does the same thing at #23 I think, almost all overseas directions do. When I was in NY I felt no urge to go to Paris.

KiLo

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2007, 11:14:22 PM »
I could make that swim!!! ;D

Spook

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2007, 11:17:59 PM »
I could make it a few miles doing the backstroke, find a boat and call for help. From there the nice sailors will give me some food, and take me another 1200 miles toward the coast. After that, they'll toss me overboard for trying to kill their captian with a spork. After nearly dodging 3 sharks and those deadly 6 pack plastic rings, i find a nice fisherman who takes me to the coast. When i reach the coast i call a cab and get taken to paris, France. When i get there i realize, what was the point of all that?

TinMan

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2007, 11:41:49 PM »
Spook had to do swim in P.E., I faked that he couldn't and got to sit in the bleachers and hit on my class's "gym leader", was lots of fun.  ;D

BLONDIE

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2007, 12:11:25 AM »
ROFL you dork!

Spook

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2007, 12:29:10 AM »
tinman, next LAN i'm bringing an industrial sized magnet

kNoC

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2007, 01:55:52 AM »
spook your story was entertaining...

Edgecrusher

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2007, 02:58:50 AM »
I could make that swim!!! ;D
It´s easier to dive :)

TinMan

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2007, 11:27:17 AM »
no magnets around my body or computer, lol

Spook

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2007, 12:05:29 PM »
just don't panic my tin friend and you won't need that pacemaker

TinMan

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Re: Swim?
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2007, 12:22:37 PM »
lol, no. always need it, my heart rate without it is 30bpm  =P