Never ending story version 1

[y00tz]

then a nuke goes off on august 4th, when the most people are at the convention, in downtown dallas, over the Hilton. There is one survivor: Soldier, who sees a guy who's clothes were burned off.....

Is this a threat? I'm calling Homeland Security just to be safe.

[soldier]

Lol, your not serious right? And full_metal, thats really not funny.

[P!nk]

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[Fullmetal_Steeb]

full_metal? hell no im not being serious. everyone else can talk about ppl dying, but when i say it, im making a threat? this is just like school....

[P!nk]

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[Fullmetal_Steeb]

XD

[Apocalypse]

And then full_metal hears a banging at his door a scream and an explosion and goes off to hide.

[Fullmetal_Steeb]

hell yeah! im hiding when some naked chicks show up at my house...

[Cobo]

... And even though they both where ugly as hell and had adam's apples bigger than a fist, Fullmetal had to let them in. When all of the sudden...

[Spook]

soldier shows up with a steel hard on and a jar of KW jelly looking for Steeb....

[Cobo]

... for a booty call. But when he saw the 2 'chicks' he fell madly in love. Soldier quickly...

[Fullmetal_Steeb]

....looked for the nearest guy to "get rid of his urges". he found one and...

[Cobo]

... the only thing that happened was that he got hornier. And thats how soldier jr. came to the world.

[Fullmetal_Steeb]

and so soldier jr. went around the world, curing leprosy and blindness and the like, until they nailed his @$$ to a t-shaped wooden stick.

[ViciouZ]

and so soldier jr. went around the world, curing leprosy and blindness and the like, until they nailed his @$$ to a t-shaped wooden stick.

I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before...

[Fullmetal_Steeb]

WHERE? If you did, i need their contact information, bcuz thats copyright infringement....

Is the Bible copyrighted? hmm. i wonder if anyone ever thought to do that.