Heh, made me think of this.
*pic of giant chicken*
It's funny that you put a chocobo from Final Fantasy on there, because, well, riding on a giant chicken is my fantasy.
---Seriously, think about it, having a pet, giant, rabid chicken on seteroids that you can ride to school on. And then when someone makes fun of you and says, "Dude, you rode a chicken to school," you can make the chicken eat him!---
(And yes, I am a little messed in the head.)