NEW YORK - Spin magazine has built a veritable rock star Frankenstein, composed of Michael Stipe's skull,
Elvis Presley's pelvis and Madonna's bellybutton.
Other body parts include Presley's hip-shaking pelvis,
Gene Simmons' tongue,
Tina Turner's legs, 50 Cent's chest,
Bruce Springsteen's butt and
Tommy Lee's — well, you know, it's that body part below the waist.
It got me to thinking (yeah, yeah, ignore the burning smell) about what parts of the DP community would be used to make the ultimate paintballer? Any ideas? I'd limit it to one body part to each DP personality.
I'll start with the obvious, and steal Jitspoe's brain! muahahaha!
/needs a better hobby
//why is the lightbulb icon called a lamp?
