Wow, those are so awesome and accurate. Great find, gotta show my friends these
EDIT: The best one is the homework one.
'So blatanly homework is for home, but I can't go home, so when Mr Williamson asks me, I tell him I can't go home because of mah mums mental unstabilities and that, and if he got issues, he can call her and ask her why she is so flipping mad'