Clan Rust is back, with attitude for the millenium!
Yes, You read correctly.
Clan Rust is back, with attitude for the millenium!
Clan Rust is back, with attitude for the new millenium and we want YOU!
Yes sir, or mam, or Herron.. We want you to join our clan... We will be holding public tryouts next week and expect only serious dedicated winners to apply. To give you some background on Clan Rust.. We were established in August of 1998 and have been called the most winngingest and successful clan to ever play DP. We have quite a lengthy resume of things to make your genitals tingle..
We are:
-A clan full of established Mappers.
- GoldBond: He made Pforest, Thop, and Sandtrap (which later inspired such maps as Arctic, all arctic knockoffs,and Crates. He has been blamed for the demise of Digital Paintball.
- Shreds: He has made some maps you have probably never played, but you should check out on your own time.(But you dont have to because its not like you will see them on a server)
- Gibb: He made the map with the stuff.. and you know.. You've played it once or twice probably.
-We created and ran the DPL (Digital Paintball League) for one successful season. The members here at Rust want to stress that we had NOTHING to do with DPL 2 or any other upcoming DPL League. It has been said certain members of Clan Rust(TM) handed over rights of the DPL to one PRO-TEE knowing that the upcoming DPL season would be a horrendous flop. We would like to take the time here to DENY these accusations. We here at Clan Rust(TM) are hurt by this, and would like to say this is NOT TRUE. PRO-TEE killed all that was pure and innocent. He is fully responsible for the death of the DPL.
-We have held many successful tournaments, and need YOUR help to create many many more.
-LMST Tournament: Accusations that one Mr. Gibb Master gave up on running the tournament after he was eliminated are FALSE. It is the fault of the DP Community for being immature, and eliminating Gibb Master from the tournament.
-Q2: Kick: We have succesfuly brought this mod back roughly 36 times over the past 5 years. Not many people know this, but not only did Clan Rust(TM) create Q2:Kick, but it was inspired by a real life game of Soccer between the Clan. This "modified" game consisted of hammers, nail guns, ply wood, and saws. Some say we were building a rocket to take us away from this god forsaken planet, but it was soccer my friend. Soccer.
-We have created many popular mods such as SubQuake and Hostile Forces (For Quake3).. You can buy these addons at any local software store. Or you can PayPal us money, that will possibly be used to buy drugs that fuel our creative genius.
-We have allowed the same person to join our clan 3 (Three) different times under 3 (Three) different names. But who hasnt had Jeremi, HyperBurn, Frogboy, and MadDog in their clan at one point in time?
When Shreds, Leader of Clan Rust(TM), was asked by one reporter, "What else has Rust done?" He dove head first into the Clan Rust(TM) archives and came back weeks later greasy, unshaven, and pants soiled. When asked what he found, he only said these 9 words:
<Shreds> we did tons of s h i t
So as you can see, our record of 174 - 15 speaks for itself.. We ,of course, only do 4vs4 matches and only play teams that ping higher than us... We also get to pick all three maps.
Please attend our Clan tryouts and attempt to be a part of Digital Paintball history.
Thank you for your time and please remember...
CLAN RUST(TM) HAS RETURNED, WITH ATTITUDE FOR THE MILENIUM!
*Clan Rust (TM) is only accepting young boys between the ages of 10 and 14