Come gather round, ye noobish folk, to hear the tale I tell,
Of idiotic teammates and a wicked spraymap hell,
Camper woe and grenade show, yet no one seems to care,
Listen to my song, for I sing what I saw there
Whether I'm dying at jump maps or getting face-painted on pubs, everywhere I sing my bardic songs of courage, myth, and energy! If a woe troubleth your heart, post it using the friendly "fast reply" box, and I shalt compose a magical bard song to lift your spirits! But beware, if ye post flames or any unkindness, I shall write a song of death and despair, a curse upon thou and thine generations to come!
Out of Character
Yes, this is a joke, and I'm not some idiotic new player (at least not the new player part), just someone with crazy ideas. Feel free to post stuff though, from "Dying teammates and camping neophytes," to, "My girlfriend dumped me because I smell bad."
