That's what she said!

[jitspoe]

This phrase gets used a lot at work & with friends... most of it is my fault.  I've had some good ones, though.  Figured they were worth sharing.


"Ever since I tried to jam it in here, I broke everything."
"That's what she said!"


"They are kind of huge, aren't they?"
"That's what she said!"
"It's about time!  Nobody's said that in a while."
"You just haven't been paying attention to Nathan all day.  I think that's his 3rd one today."
"He kind of sneaks it in there when you're not looking."
"That's what she said!"
"That was too easy.  It was brilliant, but it was too easy."


"I think something's blowing the stack.  That's what she said!  ... Dammit.  Hate you."


"Oh my God, these are sticky."
"That's what she said!"
"darn YOU!  darn YOU!"


"Oh, God, it's so huge."
"That's what she said!"


"I can run the 3 C's!"
"But can you sail them?  And what about the other 4?"
"You've forced my hand."
(Wah-wah sound effect iPhone app)
"It just takes so darned long to get the thing out."
"That's what she said!"


"It doesn't matter what the length of it is."
"That's not what she said."


"But there's two of us.  We should be able to do it."
"That's what she said."


(re: video card that left on a desk)
"I'm going to grab that and stick it in my box."
"That's what she said!"


(re: dust in computer)
"I was wondering how much was going to come out."
"That's what she said!"


"All I have to do is stick it in there and twist it around."
"That's what she said!"


"Oh, wow, this thing finally came up.  Holy excrement."
"That's what she said."


"What is that?"
"It's a sniper rifle."
"It's meddling huge."
"That's what she said!"


"Keep it straight.  Keep it straight!"
"That's what she said."


"Bloody hell, this thing is hard."
"That's what she said!"


"I really hope that explodes but not on me."
"That's what she said."


"Is that actually going to go in?"
"That's what she said!"


"Isn't something supposed to squirt out?"
"That's what she said."


"It's when you shake it and how you orient it when the ball's in the air."
"That's what she said?"


"If you hadn't had that up before I walked over there, I wouldn't have believed you."
"That's what she said."


"Whoa, careful, you're aiming for a hole."
"That's what she said!"


"Better get in; there's only two slots left."
"That's what she said."


"Maybe 5 meters is too big."
"That's what she said."
"Bloody hell, I hope so."


"I'm surprised it's that smooth when you move around."
"That's what she said."


"I don't think any of them are long enough."
"That's what she said."


"Oh, it's gotten bigger.  I've been looking for something tiny, I guess."
"That's what she said."


"I don't even know if I care anymore, because I'm never going to get it back up to where you had it."
"That's what she said."


"Congratulations.  I expect to go for a ride, soon."
"That's what she said."


"OMG, how am I going to fit this thing in here?"
"That's what she said."


"Did you see the size of that thing when he pulled it out?"
"That's what she said."

[nightryder]

have you ever had a girlfriend... seriously

[pvtjimmy]

LOL - this phrase is being used on daily base at my job as well

when I was first introduced to it I couldn't stop laughing

[Spook]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAi_42uIkQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl5BfXH9iPM

[atmays]

I just stopped talking, Our whole base says "thats what she said". I use it often also.

[blaa]

 me and my grandparents also joke with this joke

[flip]

We used to use this in my team back in 2000. We eventually rolled over to the whole "your mom" phase.

"Wow. This sucks!!!"
"your mom sucks"

And so forth. It became the typical second sentence to any conversation. We were standing in a Brigade formation which consisted of roughly 1000 + soldiers for physical fitness training. Our commander (full bird colonel) was addressing his troops about how he loved working out. He was really trying to get everyone all motivated and fired up. In his speech he said "I love it rough." A young PFC screamed "your mom likes it rough". That's all it took for 1000+ soldiers to lose it and laugh so freaking hard.

[pvtjimmy]

We used to use this in my team back in 2000. We eventually rolled over to the whole "your mom" phase.

"Wow. This sucks!!!"
"your mom sucks"

And so forth. It became the typical second sentence to any conversation. We were standing in a Brigade formation which consisted of roughly 1000 + soldiers for physical fitness training. Our commander (full bird colonel) was addressing his troops about how he loved working out. He was really trying to get everyone all motivated and fired up. In his speech he said "I love it rough." A young PFC screamed "your mom likes it rough". That's all it took for 1000+ soldiers to lose it and laugh so freaking hard.

LOL!!!

I also love the additions to "that's what she said". At work we like to add things like: "than she turned away and fell asleep again" or "than she pulled up her jeans and left"

[jitspoe]

4 years later... a few recent phrases that elicited a "That's what she said." response:

"Drew, we've got room for one more.  You want in?"


"Come with me."


"It feels way too sticky to me."


"That is a ridiculously long insert."


"God almighty, how deep is this thing?"


"Would it be easier to take yours from that end?"

[jitspoe]

Getting data off of my old phone, I noticed a few TWSS's I had noted:

"It doesn't have to be awesome, it just has to be fast."

"When they start getting hard, they just don't taste as good."

"You can fit two in there."

"Who's actually still in?"

"How much deeper do you need to go?"

"That's probably fine.  I can get it in there."

"Yeah!  That actually fit?!"

"That's a big 10-inch."

"As much as I pick this thing up and play with it, I need to get my own."

"Yeah, you can feel the stickiness."

"It was a tough job, but somebody had to get shot in the face."

"You want to hold the babies?"
"After 9 months, that's what she said."

"Just put it in there.  It's going to go all over the place anyway."

"So it's only going to do splash damage if it penetrates?"

"I've got stuff I've gotta do.  I have to mow the lawn and trim my bushes."

[LaZeRs]

I saw on a Subway poster advertisement on Valentine's day: "Celebrate your Valentine's Day by giving your valentine a footlong"