Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: amber(71664)
amber(71664): Welcome to ChaCha!
amber(71664): Hi
You: hi im looking for a hat
amber(71664): What can I help you search for ?
You: that i can but
You: buy***
You: that holds beer on my head
amber(71664): Give me a moment to search for you
You: cept i want it to be in the shape of a breast
You: and the straw comes out of the nipple
amber(71664): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: kay thx
You: are you a real person?
amber(71664): yes I am
amber(71664): I am searching for what you are looking for unfortuneately I am unable to find what you are asking or so I am going to transfer you to another guide have a good night
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: greg(47146)
greg(47146): Welcome to ChaCha!
greg(47146): Hi, how are you tonight??
You: im ok
You: do u know what i need
greg(47146): not really\
You: ok
greg(47146): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i need a hat...that holds beer...in the shape of a boob....with the straw comin out of the nipple?
You: i want to buy one
greg(47146): hold on, let me see what i can find for you.
greg(47146): sorry, i'm having a pc problem,,is ok if i transfer you to another guide.
You: i guesss'
greg(47146): sorry, and thanx
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: krystal(72234)
krystal(72234): Welcome to ChaCha!
krystal(72234): Hello
You: hi krystal
krystal(72234): Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: yer my third guide...
krystal(72234): Ok.
You: your searching for results...i havent told you what i want yet
You: can you read minds?
krystal(72234): It says in the search box.....but tell me what you are looking for.
You: i NEED a boob shaped hat that i can drink booze out of...with the straw coming from the nipple
krystal(72234): Ok. Let me see if I can find that for you.
You: hey if i kept asking you questions you could probobly do my homework couldnt you!
krystal(72234): No.
You: im sorry
You: how much do you get paid to do this.
krystal(72234): You can find that information on the Cha Cha page.
You: ok...i was just trying to make small talk, so u didnt get bored
krystal(72234): Its ok.
You: didnt need to rip my face off
You:
You: jk
krystal(72234): I wasnt trying too. Sorry if it seemed that way.
krystal(72234): I dont seem to be finding a boob shaped hat at all.
krystal(72234): Just the basic two beer can hat.
You: well jeezus that guy must of made his own
krystal(72234): maybe
You: .....................i guess i dont need you nomore
You: thx
You: gnight
krystal(72234): Your welcome. Have a great night
krystal(72234): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
she wasnt trying to make it funny, its her fault if you dont laugh