I'm getting old. I collect dust and spiderwebs. When we were camping on our hiking trip, a little spider started making a web on me, from my shoulder to my knee to my head. I was thinking, "I haven't been sitting here that long, have I?"
I used to collect coins, stamps, etc., but now it's just more junk that takes up space. And really, what do I do with it? It just sits around.