Alright, I'll bite.
Top Ten Reasons Why America > Canada
10 ) The song isn't called "Canada the Beautiful"
9 ) We know the difference between Ham and Bacon
8 ) The Eagle is far superior national animal than the Beaver.
7 ) We managed to get rid of the French.
6 ) Territories? Ministers? States and Presidents, biatch!
5 ) Disney, Einstein, Gates, Ford, Presley, Spielberg, Wright, etc
4 ) Football and Baseball kick Hockey's butt
3 ) We don't end every sentence in "eh?"
2 ) We can defend ourselves and start some stuffe if need be.
And the #1 reason is...
1 ) It doesn't matter what I say here, because I'm an American, and American's are always right!