Hehe, I know, i was being sarcastic
Thinking on, and doing a bit of brainstorming, would it be possible to get paintball brands into the game?
We know that the engine limits the design of each gun, but is it possible to modify the appearance of hoppers, guns, and barrels etc to cater for specific manufacturers? This way people could pay to unlock all the different makes (although they'd all essentially be the same) and customise their player. Perhaps the global login system could then link to a global profile of the player, which states which make of each gun they use.
Of course you could customise the jerseys, but what about the gender, the skin colour, even the hair colour?
You could even have a rendered model in the game menus where people could create a 'character' by selecting different appearance features and equipment.
You could have preset jersey designed (like football (soccer) shirts), striped, chequered, cross hatch etc. where players/clans could select different colours. So they'd have four different kits to cater for the colours in the game, and each kit would have one preset dominant colour (red, blue, purple or yellow) and a colour (from a preselected list, not including any of the other 3 colours as to avoid mistaking teams) the players could decide on themselves. Then player numbers and names on the back.
Obviously the problem here is the limitation caused by the content checks to make sure there are no illegally modified skins.
Just throwing some ideas out there to get you thinking.