darn Jits...hate it for your nugglets.
I gots a couple stories...
1) Was on a recball field. These three guys on the4 other team took off together and stayed behind this one bunker the entire round. A kamikaze middle-eastern guy gave me enough cover to get into a position to where I was unseen and had a good run to their bunker. At the right time I took off and as I rounded the bunker all three of the guys were looking the complete opposite way. I'm about to fire and the ref, standing 10 feet from them and completely noticing my move, yells "HAVE MERCY." I freeze in my tracks and don't fire a shot eight feet from the three of them. All three turn around and open up on me standing there in the open. The only recourse is that the ref kept me in and sent all three of them out cause I obviously had them. The ref also apologized after the round for causing me to get hammered like that.
2) I was playing hyperball with my two nephews one time. I was already out and on the sidelines with a few others watching the action. My nephew, not DaPainta from DP long ago, was the last guy on his side and being corralled in pretty quickly. Me and a few others were about 30 feet away and yelling "take it easy on him." This one guy runs around and bunkers my nephew and just stands there and fires and doesn't stop. Me and at least three other guys open up on him from the sidelines after he had fired at least 50 rounds. My nephew stood up and threw his gun at the guy after all firing had stopped, but missed and busted his A5. That guy pretty much left the field rather quickly, and the establishment banned him.
The worst place i'd ever been shot was...
My two nephews and I were at the same field as above the day before a big 3-man tourny. The had just finished setting up the airball field and these three people (one guy two girls) wanted to play, and asked me if I wanted to run a quick 3. I looked over to my nephews and said "let's do it." So we hit it. My nephews were eliminated almost immediately while I concentrated on, and eliminated, the girl running back cover. By then the other girl and the guy had made position on me. I exchanged fire with the other girl, which was their plan for the guy (closer to me) to see my fire. He popped out and drilled mee in the top of my index finger spraying paint in my face. It felt like it jammed my finger and hurt like hell. Oh, btw, those two girls were from some famous professional all girls team (femme fatals or something). We got smoked.