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KnacK

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Quote of the Day:
« on: April 25, 2008, 05:50:38 AM »
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If I could have sex each time I reboot my server, I would definitely prefer Windoz over Linux!
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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2008, 08:04:02 AM »
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If i could last as long in bed as it takes windows server 2003 to load up on our legacy server, , I would definitely prefer Windoz over Linux!
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KnacK

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2008, 08:13:59 AM »
rofl!!
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Edgecrusher

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2008, 08:12:26 PM »
Any Lekkys post...
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skitzo

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2008, 12:08:45 PM »
found this one on some site, also set it as my signature =]

My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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KnacK

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 11:17:52 AM »
In talking about a new line of very smal servers......


The company's fancy MicroServers make even 1U boxes look like bloated giants which - like Britney Spears - are in desperate need of a rigorous training regimen.

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KnacK

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2008, 10:38:42 AM »
Found on Pinstack.com in the blackberry admin section:


When you turn on your phone, does it return the favor?
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Spook

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2008, 03:10:32 PM »
Seems like a copy of that (Cadillac?) car commercial
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KnacK

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2008, 04:28:33 PM »
it is, I just thought it was funny coming from a blackberry forum.

When that guy does the caddy commercial, it gives me the creeps......
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Spook

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2008, 05:12:19 PM »
Lol, there's a guy who does that caddy commercial too? I've only seen that girl.
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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2008, 09:19:37 PM »
There's a girl for that commercial too?!  :o
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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2008, 11:54:31 PM »
I've only seen the girl one as well: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jkEw1rsBUak
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KnacK

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2008, 08:14:37 AM »
As describing a new GUI for the new cuil.com search engine:

The interface does look nice but so does a supermodel. That doesn't mean they're going to give me intelligent responses that I can use.
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BLONDIE

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2008, 07:40:15 AM »
I believe its time for a sexy party!
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KnacK

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 09:16:23 AM »
Quote from: BLONDIE on July 29, 2008, 07:40:15 AM
I believe its time for a sexy party!

* KnacK rates Ashley as NSFW....
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BLONDIE

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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2008, 10:57:08 AM »
Wink wink...
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Re: Quote of the Day:
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2008, 08:57:57 AM »
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I was in the park one day wondering why frizbees get bigger in mid-air. Then it hit me
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