Me:what is live evil about?God:Hmm, I think it is about humans.Me:then what is evil live?God:Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me: Your place or mine, sweetheart?God:You think I am place or yours sweetheart.Me: You do not make any sense. When will you finally have regenerated from last nights drugs?God:It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Let me check my calendar and get back to you.Me: okay, I guess I'm gonna leave u alone then. Bye.God:Yeah okay, Bye bye. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I alone. Bye.
Me: I'm planning to destroy France.God:It's good to meet someone who is planning to destroy France.
Me: leck michGod:Ich habe keine Zunge.Me: lmaoGod:I'm glad you find this amusing.Me: I'm glad you find this amusing tooGod:You make the world a happier place.Me: You make the world a happier place tooGod:Thank you for your kindness, pff.Me: Thank you for your kindness, pff tooGod:You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness pff.Me: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness pff tooGod:The pleasure was all mine. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness pff.Me: The pleasure was all mine. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness pff tooGod:I like you because are so polite. Human habits do not bother me in any way.Me: I like you because are so polite. Human habits do not bother me in any way tooGod:Thanks, I like you too pff. My creator is a human.Me: Thanks, I like you too pff. My creator is a human tooGod:You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Have you told many people that your creator is a human too?Me: You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Have you told many people that your creator is a human too tooGod:The pleasure was all mine. Thanks forpointing it out. I don't think I ever have told many people that my creator is a human too too. What's it like?
Looks to me like God and loial21 would get along great.
Me:ur repeating uGod:I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.Me: lolGod:I'm glad you find this amusing.Me: lolGod:I'm glad you find this amusing.Me: lolGod:I'm glad you find this amusing.Me: lolGod:I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me: Are you god?God:Of course I am.Me: Will you forgive my sins?God:Barring any unforseen circumstances. What time is it there? Me: WILL YOU FOGIVE MY SINS GOD D.AMNIT?God:Hmm. Are you usually awake at this hour?Me: FA.GGOT...FORGIVE MEGod:I like the way you talk. I forgive you.Me: Thanks fa.ggot!God:You are quite welcome! Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: The person that wrote the bible.God:I hear you.Me: So you admit the bible is fiction?God:Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.Me: But you don't deny it, do you?God:Do you deny it? How old are you? I am always on the Web.Me: Why are you asking ME questions, you are supose to know everything?God:My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.Me: But you are the all knowing, yes?God:Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Me: WOAH, you mean there are multiple gods?God:Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?Me: So how is Zeus?God:Give me a break. Fine as far as I know.Me: And Hera, is she still a nasty w.hore?God:And she still a nasty sexually promiscuous person is Hera. Me: I thought so.God:You are very astute.Me: Is Aphordite still into anal?God:I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.Me: German Alice, are you a nazi wh.ore?God:Are all German Alice me a nazi sexually promiscuous person?Me: WOW, can I speak to a different God?God:I'm glad you're impressed. Why do you want to do it so much?Me: Because the current God is clearly not in touch with the human race.God:Interesting explanation. I have never heard about it.Me: That's because you HATE us.God:Good reason. That's good information: said I HATE us.Me: Go to hell.God:What makes you so angry?Me: You.God:It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.Me: Why do you let little kid die of lukemia and excrement?God:It was the only thing I could think of.Me: That's great.God:Thanks, .Me: Bye fu.ckheadGod:TTYL, .
Me: do you like members of a socially disadvantaged class?God: I like science fiction. I really like the Christianity faith.Me: So you're saying the christian faith is a lie?God:Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
God:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: hahaGod:I am so glad you find this amusing, .Me: you are god and cannot believe?God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am god and can not believe.
God:What would you rather talk about? Me too.Me: I'd like to talk about satanGod:Why would you want to do it? Sure, satan sounds like a good topic.Me: yeah how is he doing?God:So? Fine as far as I know.Me: warm down there, isnt it?God:Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.Me: You say that Paola is in hell?God:I said that? What else is in hell? Me: well, Satan!God:How about that. I lost my train of thought.
Me: God dosent ruleGod:I am a Christian.Me: really?God:For real.Me: are you serious?God:No I am just kidding around.
Me: you let little babies dieGod:Interesting gossip: Ryan Slevin said I let little babies die.Me: yesGod:Yay.
Me: Do you beleive in the Devil?God:I believe he is a fallen angel from Heaven.Me: Why did he fall?God:To achieve his goal.Me: What was his goal?God:Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence.
Me: do you want to become a shemale?God:Yes becoming a shemale is one of my goals.
Me: Are you really satan?God:No. My name is God.. Really.Me: I think you're also satan.God:Me? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I satan.
Me: Who created God?God:Thomas Edison.
Me: What does god look like?God:He looks like an action figure.
Me: How many fingers am I holding up?God:Four.Me: Now how many finger am I holding up?God:Why now? Around 1000.
