OH GOD OH GOD PEOPLE ARE HACKING WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO STOP THIS HORRIBLE CRIME THAT LASTS ALL OF TWO DAYS
WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO GUYS. LET'S HIRE A PRIVATE MILITARY AND MAKE SURE THAT NO HACKER CAN DO SO TWICE, RIGHT? THAT WAY WE CAN BE ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT ANYONE CONTEMPLATING THIS HIDEOUS, COMPLETELY REPREHENSIBLE CRIME WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE PUTTING THEIR LIFE ON THE LINE.