Author Topic: My dp girlfriend (Read 21516 times)

postmortem · « **Reply #20 on:** August 26, 2008, 10:05:06 PM »

Quote from: sonicx059 on August 26, 2008, 09:20:25 PM

who is with me in a search for a dp girlfriend
coop kills with your other half will be more meaningful
wouldn't you like to claim another dp2 player as your own
enjoy life enjoy kills enjoy each other as you vanquish your foes on dp2
join me in a search for a dp girlfriend

I support you in your quest for the perfect dp girlfriend.

At this point I would also like to put out my dp2 personal ad.
21/m/fl, former co-leader of #team_cc, looking for a a dp girl to call my own. We will 2v2 other dp2 couples and undoubtedly win.

IronFist · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2008, 10:09:42 PM »

Quote from: sonicx059 on August 26, 2008, 09:20:25 PM

who is with me in a search for a dp girlfriend
coop kills with your other half will be more meaningful
wouldn't you like to claim another dp2 player as your own
enjoy life enjoy kills enjoy each other as you vanquish your foes on dp2
join me in a search for a dp girlfriend

I want my friend to its digital color printing machine, healthy girl with a capacity of slavery, but I've never dominate my mother, but the shower with him a sense of love and not the content of your donation. I wanted it to support both me and my clan in difficult times. They should be life partners. If you want my friends react.

Best is concerned, Iron Fist

eradicator · « **Reply #22 on:** August 27, 2008, 01:18:42 AM »

Is this kid for real?

Eiii · « **Reply #23 on:** August 27, 2008, 01:19:45 AM »

Hint: No.

nub · « **Reply #24 on:** August 27, 2008, 04:49:08 AM »

I am a 12 year old girl looking for a good clan.

eradicator · « **Reply #25 on:** August 27, 2008, 09:33:43 AM »

I was talking about sonicx, not Ironfist

theSYNDIKATE · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:18:19 PM »

Quote from: sonicx059 on August 26, 2008, 05:24:28 PM

theSYNDIKATE will you be my dbgirlfriend i will fight for the honor of my clan and the honor of being your dpboyfriend do you accept my request

LOL!

y00tz · « **Reply #27 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:41:32 PM »

Sonic, you sound too desperate. In my own personal experience, the best way to get a dp girlfriend is playing hard to get.
When she compliments your awesome skills, act like you'd rather be shooting paintballs into her best friend... /ignore her, etc.

Also, you need an angle. All the girls at dpHarmony.com are looking to be matched with 55 points of true compatibility... skip that crap and find a way to stand out. For example, I'm the awkward Jewish guy, dp girls know me by that, and when they want awkward Jewish action, they know which server to join, you know? Others in the game... the pro game developer, the sexy-as-hell Texas IT admin, the mysterious Portlander, and the British "I'm 15 wink wink, looking for a hot 15y/o gurl" kid... these are all desirable dp boyfriends.

Good luck.

Oh, and be sure to get tested often for DNS/UDP stuff, girls can be nasty things.

coLa · « **Reply #28 on:** August 27, 2008, 01:22:05 PM »

y00tz fails again. killed it.

nopyo · « **Reply #29 on:** August 27, 2008, 01:24:25 PM »

@ y00tz

Dirty_Taco · « **Reply #30 on:** August 27, 2008, 01:43:01 PM »

Laged · « **Reply #31 on:** August 27, 2008, 01:44:37 PM »

For one second I thought I was in 4chan /b/

nightryder · « **Reply #32 on:** August 27, 2008, 02:01:09 PM »

sonic has an idea

ViciouZ · « **Reply #33 on:** August 27, 2008, 04:26:07 PM »

*wink wink*

flamer · « **Reply #34 on:** August 27, 2008, 06:09:48 PM »

Well...

My school friend meet a girl while he was playing Warcraft 3.

We live in Quebec. the girl he meet was from Newfoundland. Then they kept playing together when they finally get together.

She moved to Quebec City to be the nearest as him as possible. when he told me that i said 3 things :

1- DUDE !!! You've meet her from a PC game ...
2- What the ... You'll see her only like twice a year because you live like 2-3 hours from where she does.
3- You took a risk by meeting her throught a PC game... She could be a real sorceress lvl 70 and kick your .... away...

They are still together...

*Flamer shot him*

-Flamer

Apocalypse · « **Reply #35 on:** August 27, 2008, 06:22:57 PM »

3 words............(and lots of !s)

get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: Have to keep up the pictures trend!!!

soldier · « **Reply #36 on:** August 27, 2008, 06:51:41 PM »

This kid can't possibly be serious.....

Quote from: sonicx059 on August 26, 2008, 05:24:28 PM

theSYNDIKATE will you be my dbgirlfriend i will fight for the honor of my clan and the honor of being your dpboyfriend do you accept my request

Are you f**king kidding me???!!!

KnacK · « **Reply #37 on:** August 27, 2008, 07:49:33 PM »

* KnacK smacks solder with some humor....

coLa · « **Reply #38 on:** August 27, 2008, 08:30:30 PM »

RiMiNi · « **Reply #39 on:** August 27, 2008, 08:34:21 PM »

Quote from: coLa on August 27, 2008, 08:30:30 PM

lol! and is it just me or is the laptop in that pic really thick..