Aah, this again. I wish this forum had a spoilers tag... Well, decrypt the below with
rot13 once you're done playing..
Nyevtug, V jnf cerggl sbaq bs guvf tnzr sbe gur ortvaavat. Vagrerfgvat fglyr, pyrire nfcrpgf, cynlshy zrzrf... gur jbexf. Vg'f pyrneyl n 'jbex bs neg' engure guna n tnzr, gubhtu-- ohg gung'f bayl erirnyrq gb lbh ng gur raq, irrrrel noehcgyl. Urer'f ubj V frr vg:
Gur svefg yriry ybbxf yvxr n genvavat yriry. Gung'f vg. Vg'f checbfr vf gb ybbx yvxr n genvavat yriry. Gurer'f ab eryrinapr gb gur arkg yriry, lbh'er tvira ab rkcynangvba sbe nalguvat lbh qb naq gurer'f yvgrenyyl mreb punyyratr. Ngzbfcurer jvfr, vg'f boivbhfyl fbzr xvaq bs rkcrafvir rkpyhfvir pyho. Jryy qerffrq crbcyr, jnvg freivpr, snagnfgvp ivrj, nvecynarf (?) pvepyvat nebhaq... gur jbexf. Whfg xvaq bs lbhe fgnaqneq obaq-rfdhr fcl frggvat. V qba'g frr gur eryrinapr.
Yriry 2! Lbh gnxr cvpgherf bs oveqf. Oveqf! Jul oveqf? V guvax vg zvtug whfg or orpnhfr gur thl unf n oveq zbqry baunaq-- vs lbh ybbx ng bar bs uvf bgure tnzrf lbh frr gur rknpg fnzr zbqry/navzngvba, fb... vf vg whfg fgenatr sbe gur fnxr bs orvat fgenatr? V qhaab. Gur onfvp whzcvat chmmyr (juvyr abg rfcrpvnyyl jryy-qrfvtarq) whfg znxrf gur jubyr nssnve srry zber yvxr n 'genvavat' yriry-- nf n znggre bs snpg, lbh svyy vgrz fybgf 1, 2, naq 4-- ohg arire 3. Gur tnzr'f fhccbfrq gb srry vapbzcyrgr.
Naljnl, gjvfg raqvat. Gung ovg jnf snagnfgvp, vs n yvggyr ovg rnfl gb frr pbzvat. Jung obbx jnf gur ynql ernqvat ntnva? V srry yvxr gung'f eryrinag. Naljnl, gur jubyr punfr guvat vfa'g snagnfgvpnyyl qbar rvgure. Gur bayl cneg bs gung'f ernyyl vagrerfgvat vf gur cbccvat va-ba-gur-qvaare-cnegl ovg. Ntnva, gur bayl guvat gurl qb vf fgner ng lbh, naq vs V erzrzore pbeerpgyl, gurl'er jrnevat znfxf nf jryy. V thrff guvf pbhyq or whfg gb perngr n svpgvba jurer guvf xvaq bs bhgentrbhf fcl fghss vf pbzzbacynpr, ohg tvira gur nhgube'f (nccnerag) vanovyvgl gb chyy bss nalguvat ernyyl grpuavpnyyl vzcerffvir (yvxr, fnl, gur qvaare thrfgf univat frzv-ernyvfgvp ernpgvbaf) guvf zvtug whfg or qbar qhr gb grpuavpny yvzvgngvbaf. Gur erfg bs gur punfr vf cerggl havzcerffvir, naq gur ynql-ehaavat-njnl zrpunavp vfa'g chyyrq bss va n tbbq jnl rvgure. Eha-ernyyl-snfg-fgbc. Eha-ernyyl-snfg-fgbc. Vpx.
Gura gur raq. Lbh ebhaq n pbeare, naq trg fubg va gur snpr. Gur tnzr raqf nsgre gur genvavat yriry. Ab erny tnzr, lbh tbg purngrq bhg bs orvat noyr gb cynl bar. Gura, n frevrf bs synfuonpxf gung qba'g frrz gb unir nal erny zrnavat, ncneg sebz ervasbepvat gur fcl gurzr. Rkprcg gur '99' ynql pebffvat gur svavfu yvar. V unir ab pyhr jung gur shpxf tbvat ba gurer.
Unyc?
EDIT: Bu, naq rqvg bhg gur rfgvzngrq gvzr vs lbh pna. Whfg gb xrrc gur fhecevfr va gurer sbe nalbar jub'f rfcrpvnyyl bofreinag. :3 Nyfb, va pnfr ab bar tbg vg, 'Tenivgl Obar' frrzf gb or n ersrerapr gb ubj lbh qvr. Snyyvat. Tenivgl. V'z fher gurer'f zber oruvaq gur jubyr 'obar' guvat, V whfg qba'g xabj jung vg vf...
Grotto King... clearer idea, and better executed im. Barista 2? Stay the hell away.