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Joke of the day
« on: June 13, 2009, 10:28:45 PM »
On this topic I will post a short joke, story, funny picture or video every day for... awhile  ;). If you want to comment, or have jokes of your own, go ahead and post. Be sure to check back every day...

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Rocky

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 11:40:51 AM »
/.MeMBeRs.\ Warhead ¥ Epic ¥ PaNa ¥ Drox ¥ Anaal ¥ Choppa ¥ European Players: Chr1z ¥

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 12:39:29 PM »
/.MeMBeRs.\ Warhead ¥ Epic ¥ PaNa ¥ Drox ¥ Anaal ¥ Choppa ¥ European Players: Chr1z ¥

LMFAO

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 12:46:19 PM »

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June 15th: Dumb Laws
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2009, 11:00:25 PM »
Did you know...

These are actual laws from the state of Texas:


When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

No person shall throw trash from an airplane.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

And from Houston Texas:

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.


ahaha, but...

To be fair to the Texans, lets look at a few more from somewhere else. I live in Nebraska, so here are a couple:

In Nebraska it is Illegal to go whale fishing.

And in the city of Lehigh NE, it is illegal to sell donut holes!



One more, Colorado is known for its mountains, snow, cold, and SKIING! Yet in the town of Vail Colorado did you know that it is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope? Good thing I don't ski!


lol
enjoy!       ;D



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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 03:39:08 AM »
No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
Just in case you get hit on the street. =]

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2009, 12:18:03 AM »
I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2009, 03:18:36 AM »
hahaha nice one ride.

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2009, 08:46:59 AM »
I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!

XD lol

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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2009, 09:44:17 AM »
I went to Church today and we had a guest Bishop there, I knew he was a fake because he always moved side to side or back and forth never diagonally!

I am a tournament chess player, good one!

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June 16th: McDonalds Rap
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009, 09:51:55 AM »

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June 17th: Bumper Sticker
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2009, 01:14:26 PM »
Sorry it took me so long to post today

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June 19th: Nada
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2009, 07:32:04 PM »
Sorry everyone, I was gone all day almost, will post tomorrow.


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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2009, 03:39:47 PM »
Lmao the funny thing is, none of these are funny ^^ Well i like the idea of the post, i think the random funny topic is good enough, But i think it needs to be funner, like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc


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Re: Joke of the day
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2009, 08:07:44 PM »
Lmao the funny thing is, none of these are funny
Actually I realized that myself, also the fact that I was the only one posting lol. But I had one or two good ideas, then ran out. I often just quickly post something regretting I had started this thread, that is why they aren't very funny, the first thing that comes along... Will try to take more time. (At least people liked the dumb laws post)