Author Topic: Tales and Songs From the Paintball Bard  (Read 807 times)

The Paintball Bard

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Tales and Songs From the Paintball Bard
« on: June 19, 2006, 02:07:55 AM »
Come gather round, ye noobish folk, to hear the tale I tell,
Of idiotic teammates and a wicked spraymap hell,
Camper woe and grenade show, yet no one seems to care,
Listen to my song, for I sing what I saw there


Whether I'm dying at jump maps or getting face-painted on pubs, everywhere I sing my bardic songs of courage, myth, and energy! If a woe troubleth your heart, post it using the friendly "fast reply" box, and I shalt compose a magical bard song to lift your spirits! But beware, if ye post flames or any unkindness, I shall write a song of death and despair, a curse upon thou and thine generations to come!

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Yes, this is a joke, and I'm not some idiotic new player (at least not the new player part), just someone with crazy ideas. Feel free to post stuff though, from "Dying teammates and camping neophytes," to, "My girlfriend dumped me because I smell bad."

SkateR

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Re: Tales and Songs From the Paintball Bard
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2006, 02:21:59 AM »
uh?

Eiii

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Re: Tales and Songs From the Paintball Bard
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2006, 03:41:17 AM »
Hehe.

jitspoe

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Re: Tales and Songs From the Paintball Bard
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2006, 03:02:52 PM »
People using paintball to run jump servers when there's an entire mod dedicated to Quake2 jumping.