Welcome to the year 2016, where everybody is an excretory opening. It's called the cycle of decadence. Your best bet is to just be an excretory opening like everyone else. Next time one of these pricks says "Hello", you should spawn them like 5 times then dance on their corpse while spamming "FU Kid". <----- This works for me. Also, Toxic and Juice are cigarettes, and were rightfully banned for basically just being themselves. You can't shine a intercoursein' turd.