Alright, this has gone one long enough, I'll fess up. I did it.
I took a plane to spyderFox13's town, found his house, then camped behind a parked car for 2 days taking a log of when he left his house, then when he went out to mow the lawn, I knew it would be my best chance, so I snuck in through his mom's window after seeing some dude in a g-string sneak out through it. Once I was in his house I tripped on shoes and made a lound yell of "F***", thought my cover was blown, but I kept my cool. So I made it to teh room w/ his puter, and I thought it would be freakin leet to get him banned, to I installed a backdoor to use as a proxy, so that I could connect to his box and use his ip, but then I realized that this would be laggy as all hell, so I just unplugged his computer's ethernet, plugged it into my laptop's jack, and then I ran all my |337 OpenGL cheats and Penix that I got for $99.99 from Iron, it was so |33t, I was just like wall'in and packeting the server and excrement so that I could get shot and it not kill me, I was like speedh4xin too, I was all over t3h place, it was leet, then I hear the mower turn off. I'm like "excrement!", so I plug the cat5 back into his b0x0r, and then I bail out his window. The flight home was sweet, I got free peanuts.
...yeah...so I admit, it was me.