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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 08:11:11 PM »
Jitspoe is evil
A cruel and tyrant admin
But kicks ass with PGP

PGP is monosyllabic. If you spell it out, that's your problem :)

On topic, those are pretty dang funny. Even though I dislike Bush jokes, the 'me = president' was hilarious.

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 08:56:19 PM »
I am cute
A cute young boy indeed
does not give oral pleasure

Good?

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 09:11:00 PM »
A haiku is 5-7-5. Yours is 3-6-7.

Syllables, that is.

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 09:16:18 PM »
good

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 09:28:23 PM »
...nice, Skater.

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 09:40:56 PM »
Skater cannot write,
A haiku that's worth reading,
Or just a haiku.

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 09:41:48 PM »
the best one yet lol

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2006, 09:11:14 AM »
take from the middle
one for each unto each side
three sixes remain

575
666
haiku is evil

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2006, 12:58:54 PM »
Don't hate.

jitspoe

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2006, 01:16:56 PM »
That last part was wrong.
The syllables were not right.
It should be like this:

First, five seven five,
And after, it's six six six.
Haiku is evil.

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2006, 01:24:12 PM »
*KnacK clears his throat......

My pretty woman
When will you give me some time
Sharona

Thank you

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2006, 02:27:27 PM »
I had fear of this.
The indexes aren't static.
My links are broken. :(

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2006, 02:53:52 PM »
Let me try this again..

Skater is cute young boy
He is very sexy indeed
He cannot strafe jump


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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2006, 05:59:41 PM »
Skater fails again.
Poetry is not his thing.
Nor is anything.

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2006, 08:19:00 PM »
Hang Wire - by The Pixies

  They're going higher
  Wind is whistling on the barbs
  Your head's a hammer

  Hang wire, hang wire, hang wire
  (Meet you at the) hang wire

  That man is a liar
  The day is like a warm night
  Salt rusts the cold line

  Hang wire, hang wire, hang wire
  (Meet you at the) hang wire

  Every morning and every day
  I'll bossanova with you

  If there were a fire
  Can we scratch beneath this

  Hang wire, hang wire, hang wire
  (Meet you at the) hang wire?

      Black Francis
      (p) 1990 4-A-D


"The Stones recorded a song called "Hang Fire". I really liked how it sounded, but I couldn't reuse the same words. "Wire" was the initial point for the lyrics. I thought about barbed wires, in a farm, and I took inspiration from Japanese poetry, reusing the Haiku format: 5 syllabs, then 7, then 5 again" - Black Francis

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2006, 08:33:24 PM »
Jitspoes' Todo list
Its is long, really stupid and corny
He buys lots of PAM

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2006, 02:31:34 PM »
Smokey fails also.
There is no corn in my list.
Errors create dups.

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2006, 06:13:14 PM »
I am amazed
Do you know how to count yet?
Likely never will

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Re: Daily Haiku
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2006, 07:57:50 PM »
Jitspoes' Todo list
Its is long, really stupid and corny
He buys lots of PAM
is jitspoes' 3 or 2.. i clapped out 2..