Author Topic: I suck at life, because...` (Read 4281 times)

bug · « **on:** September 24, 2006, 10:37:52 PM »

Post three reasons why you suck at life. Hold nothing back.

I suck at life, because...

I made a forum post about sucking at life
I put the moves on my pillow while looking at those pictures of Smokey
After sending an archive of my 'Writing' folder to my grandma, I realized I had already deleted all my writing and put the goat pr0n in there.

Eiii · « **Reply #1 on:** September 24, 2006, 10:54:00 PM »

I've got one that counts as 3.

IronFist · « **Reply #2 on:** September 24, 2006, 11:34:28 PM »

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Smokey · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2006, 04:36:14 AM »

Quote from: bug on September 24, 2006, 10:37:52 PM

Post three reasons why you suck at life. Hold nothing back.

I suck at life, because...

I made a forum post about sucking at life
I put the moves on my pillow while looking at those pictures of Smokey
After sending an archive of my 'Writing' folder to my grandma, I realized I had already deleted all my writing and put the goat pr0n in there.

...i havent posted pikturz.

gud tri

S8NSSON · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2006, 12:38:13 PM »

1) Didn't go straight into college after highschool (waited a long time)
2) Didn't join the military
3) Knocked up a psycho female dog and havel never seen my, now, 13 year old son.

IronFist · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2006, 04:36:42 PM »

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SkateR · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2006, 04:37:46 PM »

That almost made me puke just thinking about it.

PiCaSSo · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2006, 05:04:33 PM »

And to think I just ate.... *PuKE*!

Dirty_Taco · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2006, 05:58:17 PM »

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SkateR · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2006, 06:06:52 PM »

1.) Found out what a computer was
2.) Masturbated for the first time
3.) Had sex with DirtyTaco

TinMan · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2006, 07:15:36 PM »

1.) Punched a baby

..yeah, that's about all I got.

supertanker · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2006, 08:11:01 PM »

1. Spends 14 hours on the computer
2. Bought a Chevelle album
3. Because I said so.

doughz · « **Reply #12 on:** September 26, 2006, 07:11:27 PM »

1. Gave haze my myspace causing him to steal all my hoes.

2. Made an incest video with my mom, selling 150,000 hard copies.

3. Played summer.bsp. <3.

swk · « **Reply #13 on:** September 26, 2006, 08:25:47 PM »

Well, lets see. I don't suck at life, and you all are a bunch of losers. The only one reason that my life could suck is that I don't have a Ferrari, or even a car over 350hp :[ *tear*. lame people here, all of you will burn in hades

swk · « **Reply #14 on:** September 26, 2006, 08:30:19 PM »

and another thing, Haze couldn't pull a trick if his life depended on it. kthxgg. swk>* no autographs. a

TinMan · « **Reply #15 on:** September 26, 2006, 08:47:39 PM »

ROFL. Random newbie troll? Or clever disguise?
I may suck at life for punching that baby, but it was worth it to get my sweet revenge.

jitspoe · « **Reply #16 on:** September 26, 2006, 08:48:45 PM »

swk is an oldschool troller. I see he hasn't changed much.

P!nk · « **Reply #17 on:** September 26, 2006, 09:42:02 PM »

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IronFist · « **Reply #18 on:** September 26, 2006, 11:41:59 PM »

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JOE · « **Reply #19 on:** September 27, 2006, 09:51:10 AM »

1) went to y2j's house and got hooked on paintball
2) stopped socializing with friends to play paintball
3) was blessed with a small penis

what ever happened to that mexican chico we know as Goose?