I'm tailgaiting this poor person on the highway trying to figure out what his license plate says.
URMIANUP
Or maybe it was "URMINAUP". Either way, I couldn't make sense of it. It's giving me second thoughts about putting "jitspoe" on my license plate. Last thing I need is to be rearended by some curious sucker like myself trying to figure out what that license plate says at 80mph.