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P!nk

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« on: March 01, 2007, 10:22:04 PM »
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SkateR

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 10:43:20 PM »
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jake(81098)
Jake(81098): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, thanks jake!
Jake(81098): Hello! How can I help you tonight?
You: Hello
Jake(81098): Hey there.
You: I need research information on male genetalia for a school project
Jake(81098): Alright. Can you be more specific? Do you need an article, or pictures?
You: I need actual pictures and how it works
Jake(81098): Alright. One moment while I search for you.
You: ok, Thanks!!
You: You wouldnt happen to have a picture of your genetalia would you
Jake(81098): Sorry, I sure don't.
You: dang
You: ok, i need african american male genetalia
Jake(81098): Is that result sufficient or would you like more?
You: I said i need african american genetalia
You: HOW ABOUT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Jake(81098): I believe both reproductive systems are the same.
You: oh
You: i thought black people had a different set up
Jake(81098): It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.
You: what do you mean
Jake(81098): Are these results sufficient?
You: I think youre a piece of excrement.
You: kidding.
You: thanks for the help
Jake(81098): Sure thing. Have a good day.

BLONDIE

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 10:47:33 PM »
hahaha is that 4 real lol ?

SkateR

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 11:14:14 PM »
Yes.

BLONDIE

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 11:17:10 PM »
love your -21

SkateR

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2007, 11:17:34 PM »
GEE THANKS

nightryder

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2007, 11:20:36 PM »
What is chacha?

skaters thats funny excrement

BLONDIE

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 11:21:42 PM »
go to chacha.com and find out for yourself

jitspoe

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2007, 01:36:37 PM »
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Jake(81098): It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.
Haha

Spook

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2007, 01:51:32 PM »
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Heather(80489)
Heather(80489): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI
Heather(80489): Hello
You: ..
You: HI
Heather(80489): What information can I help you find today?
You: why can't i read your name?
You: that would be a nice start
Heather(80489): My name is Heather
Heather(80489): is there a search I can do for you today?
You: ya, you know counter strike the game?
You: i need to steal someones account
Heather(80489): yes
You: i need a hacking system
Heather(80489): I'm sorry, I can't help with that
You: how come?
Heather(80489): Because hacking is illegal
You: oh it's a friends
Heather(80489): Is there anything else I can help you find today?
You: wanted to pull a nice prank
Heather(80489): I'm sorry, I can't
You: ok.. well... hmmm
Heather(80489): Is there anything else I can find for you?
You: how about a burglars kit and some secret mini cameras
Heather(80489): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

This is all i could think of doing. She just left on me too lol

Smokey

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2007, 03:17:14 PM »
Me and iron did this a while back, they get paid like 7 cents/minute, and the most they can spend on one client is like 30 mins.

GreenAffairz

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2007, 03:50:08 PM »
lol this sites hilarious

jitspoe

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2007, 07:42:37 PM »
And how is catcha funded?  7 cents a minute isn't even minimum wage.

P!nk

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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2007, 07:57:37 PM »
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« Last Edit: July 26, 2010, 02:22:42 AM by P!nk »

nightryder

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2007, 10:45:58 PM »
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: amber(71664)
amber(71664): Welcome to ChaCha!
amber(71664): Hi
You: hi im looking for a hat
amber(71664): What can I help you search for ?
You: that i can but
You: buy***
You: that holds beer on my head
amber(71664): Give me a moment to search for you
You: cept i want it to be in the shape of a breast
You: and the straw comes out of the nipple
amber(71664): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: kay thx
You: are you a real person?
amber(71664): yes I am
amber(71664): I am searching for what you are looking for unfortuneately I am unable to find what you are asking or so I am going to transfer you to another guide have a good night
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: greg(47146)
greg(47146): Welcome to ChaCha!
greg(47146): Hi, how are you tonight??
You: im ok
You: do u know what i need
greg(47146): not really\
You: ok
greg(47146): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i need a hat...that holds beer...in the shape of a boob....with the straw comin out of the nipple?
You: i want to buy one
greg(47146): hold on, let me see what i can find for you.
greg(47146): sorry, i'm having a pc problem,,is ok if i transfer you to another guide.
You: i guesss'
greg(47146): sorry, and thanx
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: krystal(72234)
krystal(72234): Welcome to ChaCha!
krystal(72234): Hello
You: hi krystal
krystal(72234): Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: yer my third guide...
krystal(72234): Ok.
You: your searching for results...i havent told you what i want yet
You: can you read minds?
krystal(72234): It says in the search box.....but tell me what you are looking for.
You: i NEED a boob shaped hat that i can drink booze out of...with the straw coming from the nipple
krystal(72234): Ok. Let me see if I can find that for you.
You: hey if i kept asking you questions you could probobly do my homework couldnt you!
krystal(72234): No.
You: im sorry
You: how much do you get paid to do this.
krystal(72234): You can find that information on the Cha Cha page.
You: ok...i was just trying to make small talk, so u didnt get bored
krystal(72234): Its ok.
You: didnt need to rip my face off
You: ;)
You: jk
krystal(72234): I wasnt trying too. Sorry if it seemed that way.
krystal(72234): I dont seem to be finding a boob shaped hat at all.
krystal(72234): Just the basic two beer can hat.
You: well jeezus that guy must of made his own
krystal(72234): maybe
You: .....................i guess i dont need you nomore
You: thx
You: gnight
krystal(72234): Your welcome. Have a great night
krystal(72234): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



she wasnt trying to make it funny, its her fault if you dont laugh

Spook

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2007, 10:52:23 PM »
"You: hey if i kept asking you questions you could probobly do my homework couldnt you!

krystal(72234): No."

LMFAO

nightryder

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2007, 11:29:41 PM »
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kay(3694)
Kay(3694): Welcome to ChaCha!
Kay(3694): Hello there! : )
You: hi
Kay(3694): Are you looking for specific information on this topic?
You: yea
Kay(3694): Sure.
You: i need to know how to rob a bank
Kay(3694): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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lol, this things addicting

Spook

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2007, 11:47:47 PM »
your last one went along with what i did

You: i need to steal someones account
Heather(80489): yes
You: i need a hacking system
Heather(80489): I'm sorry, I can't help with that
You: how come?
Heather(80489): Because hacking is illegal
You: oh it's a friends
Heather(80489): Is there anything else I can help you find today?
You: wanted to pull a nice prank
Heather(80489): I'm sorry, I can't
You: ok.. well... hmmm
Heather(80489): Is there anything else I can find for you?
You: how about a burglars kit and some secret mini cameras
Heather(80489): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

nightryder

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Re: Chacha!
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2007, 11:57:35 PM »
kind of...i had a plan for what to say if they replied....but it never got there