He can't clean everything up!!
Religious Suburban American Mom: "Hey son, why has my godftw.com history gone?"
Not Quite So Religious Rebellious Son: "Um, I dunno Mom, I have never used that PC"
RSAM: "But You just came off to let me on son"
NQSRRS: "Um, yeah but, maybe it has a virus?"
** RSAM shrieks **
RSAM: "WHAT IS THIS POP-UP!!!"
** NQSRRS grabs the family gun **
Moral of the story? Pr0n is good, but only on your own computer, otherwise it WILL bite you in the ass.
You can try these excuses too, I take no responsibility for the eventual outcome of using them.
"It was a virus"
"It came from that email spam"
"I was in the garden and my friend installed pr0n"
"I was in the shower and the cops came and planted it"
"He promised me not to tell you, but its dads"
"I dont like pr0n, i'm merry!" <-- Probably not worth using, especially if merry pr0n is found.