No respect. I got a cab and asked the cab driver, I says "hey mac, you know where I can get some action?" and the cab driver took me to my house! No respect. I tell ya what on the way there, I saw a man jogging naked down my street, so I says to him, "Hey bud, why are you jogging naked down my street?" and he says, 'cause you got home early!' ... No respect. I asked him, "Who said you could sleep with my wife?" and he said, 'everybody!' I tell ya what. My wife said she wanted to have sex in the back of a car... I was so excited you know... then she asked if I would drive... no respect, I tell ya what. My wife always talks to me after sex... she called me last night from Chicago... No respect.
* KnacK digs up his construction drawings on papyrus for Stonehenge then quickly realizes it was all pointless. He had a copy etched on the wall of his cave the entire time.