The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
Good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Shawn, if you were on a date having dinner with a
Nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the
bathroom?"
Shawn said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be
Rude and impolite."
"What about you Josh, how would you say it?"
Josh said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. "
"And you, little Sherman, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted...