Someone doesn't know the definition of the word 'missile'.
Plus, I'm pretty sure you'd be arrested for throwing a moose out of a helicopter anywhere.
In other news, you would never get arrested for breaking most of the crazy obsolete laws because the police have better things to do than keep track of who's dancing when or bathing when, and the lawmakers have better things to do then repeal old silly laws that no one legitimately considers to be a law anymore.