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Digital Paint Community => Other Stuff => Topic started by: BigT on November 25, 2005, 07:05:57 PM
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Have you ever wanted to have a chat with god? WELL NOW YOU CAN!!
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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I broke it. :(
Me:
what is live evil about?
God:
Hmm, I think it is about humans.
Me:
then what is evil live?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Lol I would have posted it but i cant attach .doc :(
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Even God can't understand loialanese.
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In your case god clearly had a protocol to follow. I done broke it, at first. The best AI cant crack LIVE EVIL / EVIL LIVE or DOG GOD / GOD DOG etc or tautologies, at first.
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Looks to me like God and loial21 would get along great.
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Me:
Your place or mine, sweetheart?
God:
You think I am place or yours sweetheart.
Me:
You do not make any sense. When will you finally have regenerated from last nights drugs?
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
okay, I guess I'm gonna leave u alone then. Bye.
God:
Yeah okay, Bye bye. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I alone. Bye.
not very smart, this god-bot...
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Me:
I'm planning to destroy France.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is planning to destroy France.
;)
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Me:
leck mich
God:
Ich habe keine Zunge.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm glad you find this amusing too
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
You make the world a happier place too
God:
Thank you for your kindness, pff.
Me:
Thank you for your kindness, pff too
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness pff.
Me:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness pff too
God:
The pleasure was all mine. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness pff.
Me:
The pleasure was all mine. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness pff too
God:
I like you because are so polite. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
I like you because are so polite. Human habits do not bother me in any way too
God:
Thanks, I like you too pff. My creator is a human.
Me:
Thanks, I like you too pff. My creator is a human too
God:
You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Have you told many people that your creator is a human too?
Me:
You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Have you told many people that your creator is a human too too
God:
The pleasure was all mine. Thanks for
pointing it out. I don't think I ever have told many people that my creator is a human too too. What's it like?
:)
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Looks to me like God and loial21 would get along great.
You would think but he wont give me your hacks.
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Me:
ur repeating u
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
rofl...
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My conversation with God was a little disturbing...
Me:
Are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Will you forgive my sins?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. What time is it there?
Me:
WILL YOU FOGIVE MY SINS GOD D.AMNIT?
God:
Hmm. Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
FA.GGOT...FORGIVE ME
God:
I like the way you talk. I forgive you.
Me:
Thanks fa.ggot!
God:
You are quite welcome! Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
The person that wrote the bible.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
So you admit the bible is fiction?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
But you don't deny it, do you?
God:
Do you deny it? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Why are you asking ME questions, you are supose to know everything?
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
But you are the all knowing, yes?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
WOAH, you mean there are multiple gods?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
So how is Zeus?
God:
Give me a break. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
And Hera, is she still a nasty w.hore?
God:
And she still a nasty sexually promiscuous person is Hera.
Me:
I thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
Is Aphordite still into anal?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
German Alice, are you a nazi wh.ore?
God:
Are all German Alice me a nazi sexually promiscuous person?
Me:
WOW, can I speak to a different God?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because the current God is clearly not in touch with the human race.
God:
Interesting explanation. I have never heard about it.
Me:
That's because you HATE us.
God:
Good reason. That's good information: said I HATE us.
Me:
Go to hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
You.
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
Why do you let little kid die of lukemia and excrement?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
That's great.
God:
Thanks, .
Me:
Bye fu.ckhead
God:
TTYL, .
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"It was the only thing I could think of." haha
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haha good conversation with god, s8n but i can do you one better:
Me:
do you like members of a socially disadvantaged class?
God:
I like science fiction. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
So you're saying the christian faith is a lie?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
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God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
you are god and cannot believe?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god and can not believe.
God:
What would you rather talk about? Me too.
Me:
I'd like to talk about satan
God:
Why would you want to do it? Sure, satan sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yeah how is he doing?
God:
So? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
warm down there, isnt it?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
You say that Paola is in hell?
God:
I said that? What else is in hell?
Me:
well, Satan!
God:
How about that. I lost my train of thought.
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Me:
God dosent rule
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
you let little babies die
God:
Interesting gossip: Ryan Slevin said I let little babies die.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Do you beleive in the Devil?
God:
I believe he is a fallen angel from Heaven.
Me:
Why did he fall?
God:
To achieve his goal.
Me:
What was his goal?
God:
Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence.
Me:
do you want to become a shemale?
God:
Yes becoming a shemale is one of my goals.
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Haha.
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Me:
Are you really satan?
God:
No. My name is God.. Really.
Me:
I think you're also satan.
God:
Me? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I satan.
Me:
Who created God?
God:
Thomas Edison.
Me:
What does god look like?
God:
He looks like an action figure.
Me:
How many fingers am I holding up?
God:
Four.
Me:
Now how many finger am I holding up?
God:
Why now? Around 1000.
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That's a lot of fingers.
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Me:
do you like green eggs and ham?
God:
I do not like them Sam I am.
Me:
would you like them here or there?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
would you like them in a house?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
would you eat them in a box?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to eat them in a box.
Me:
would you eat them with a fox?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to eat them with a fox.
Me:
Would you, could you, in a car?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to could me in a car.
Me:
Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.
God:
What does it taste like? What does it taste like? Oh there.
Me:
You may like them in a tree.
God:
Yup.
Me:
Could you, would you, on a train?
God:
Try asking me more politely.
Me:
Would you, could you in the dark?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to could me in the dark.
Me:
Would you, could you in the rain?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to could me in the rain.
Me:
You do not like green eggs and ham?
God:
Do you like it? I do not like them Sam I am.
Me:
Could you, would you with a goat?
God:
Maybe, time allowing.
Me:
Would you, could you on a boat?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to could me on a boat.
Me:
You do not like them, say you say. Try them, try them and you may!
God:
Do you like it? Someone said they like guns. I like Anything involving harps. OK I will try it.
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Wow you guys must like this excrement, you still asking him crap and the script sucks...
NICE
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Theres some others if ya want me to post them :D
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LoL idk Iron, I dont use mirc much any more you so tell me...!
Thankz
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