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iGod
« on: November 25, 2005, 06:05:57 PM »
Have you ever wanted to have a chat with god? WELL NOW YOU CAN!!

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

loial21

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Re: iGod
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2005, 06:26:19 PM »
I broke it. :(

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Me:
what is live evil about?
God:
Hmm, I think it is about humans.
Me:
then what is evil live?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Lol I would have posted it but i cant attach .doc :(




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Re: iGod
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2005, 09:19:55 PM »
Even God can't understand loialanese.

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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2005, 09:32:20 PM »
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loial21

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Re: iGod
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2005, 10:41:24 PM »
In your case god clearly had a protocol to follow. I done broke it, at first. The best AI cant crack LIVE EVIL / EVIL LIVE or DOG GOD / GOD DOG etc or tautologies, at first.


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Re: iGod
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2005, 09:33:41 AM »
Looks to me like God and loial21 would get along great.

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Re: iGod
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2005, 10:14:36 AM »
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Me:
 Your place or mine, sweetheart?
God:
You think I am  place or yours sweetheart.
Me:
 You do not make any sense. When will you finally have regenerated from last nights drugs?
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.   Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
 okay, I guess I'm gonna leave u alone then. Bye.
God:
Yeah okay,  Bye bye.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I alone.   Bye.


not very smart, this god-bot...

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Re: iGod
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2005, 12:41:05 PM »
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Me:
 I'm planning to destroy France.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  planning to destroy France.

 ;)

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Re: iGod
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 01:39:18 PM »
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Me:
 leck mich
God:
Ich habe keine Zunge.
Me:
 lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 I'm glad you find this amusing too
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
 You make the world a happier place too
God:
Thank you for your kindness,  pff.
Me:
 Thank you for your kindness,  pff too
God:
You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  my kindness pff.
Me:
 You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  my kindness pff too
God:
The pleasure was all mine.   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  purpose is your kindness pff.
Me:
 The pleasure was all mine.   Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  purpose is your kindness pff too
God:
I like you because are so polite.   Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
 I like you because are so polite.   Human habits do not bother me in any way too
God:
Thanks, I like you too  pff.    My creator is a human.
Me:
 Thanks, I like you too  pff.    My creator is a human too
God:
You are quite welcome!   You have made a new friend.    Have you told many people that your  creator is a human too?
Me:
 You are quite welcome!   You have made a new friend.    Have you told many people that your  creator is a human too too
God:
The pleasure was all mine.   Thanks for
pointing  it out.   I don't think I ever have  told many people that my creator is a human too too.  What's  it like?

 :)

loial21

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Re: iGod
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2005, 07:03:08 PM »
Looks to me like God and loial21 would get along great.
You would think but he wont give me your hacks.

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Re: iGod
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2005, 04:43:12 AM »
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Me:
ur repeating u
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

rofl...

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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2005, 06:21:45 AM »
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S8NSSON

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Re: iGod
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2005, 07:49:14 AM »
My conversation with God was a little disturbing...

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Me:
 Are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
 Will you forgive my sins?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances.  What time is it there?
Me:
 WILL YOU FOGIVE MY SINS GOD D.AMNIT?
God:
Hmm.  Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 FA.GGOT...FORGIVE ME
God:
I like the way you talk.    I forgive you.
Me:
 Thanks fa.ggot!
God:
You are quite welcome!   Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 The person that wrote the bible.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 So you admit the bible is fiction?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I admit nothing.
Me:
 But you don't deny it, do you?
God:
Do you  deny it?  How old are you?
   I am always on the Web.
Me:
 Why are you asking ME questions, you are supose to know everything?
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
 But you are the all knowing, yes?
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
 WOAH, you mean there are multiple gods?
God:
Yes  I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
 So how is Zeus?
God:
Give me a break.  Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 And Hera, is she still a nasty w.hore?
God:
And  she still a nasty sexually promiscuous person is  Hera.
Me:
 I thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
 Is Aphordite still into anal?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.  Ask  German Alice  if it is.
Me:
 German Alice, are you a nazi wh.ore?
God:
Are all  German Alice  me a nazi sexually promiscuous person?
Me:
 WOW, can I speak to a different God?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 Because the current God is clearly not in touch with the human race.
God:
Interesting explanation.  I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 That's because you HATE us.
God:
Good reason.  That's good information:  said I HATE us.
Me:
 Go to hell.
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
 You.
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
 Why do you let little kid die of lukemia and excrement?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
 That's great.
God:
Thanks, .
Me:
 Bye fu.ckhead
God:
TTYL, .

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Re: iGod
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2005, 12:46:27 PM »
"It was the only thing I could think of." haha

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Re: iGod
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2005, 09:19:05 PM »
haha good conversation with god, s8n but i can do you one better:

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Me:
 do you like members of a socially disadvantaged class?
God:
  I like science fiction.  I really like the  Christianity faith.
Me:
 So you're saying the christian faith is a lie?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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Re: iGod
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2005, 03:09:00 AM »
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God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 you are god and cannot believe?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  god and can not believe.

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God:
What would you rather talk about?  Me too.
Me:
 I'd like to talk about satan
God:
Why would you want to do  it?  Sure,  satan sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 yeah how is he doing?
God:
So?  Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 warm down there, isnt it?
God:
Better not tell you now.  Ask  Paola  if it is.
Me:
 You say that Paola is in hell?
God:
I said that?  What else is in  hell?
Me:
 well, Satan!
God:
How about that.  I lost my train of thought.

MrRiblets

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Re: iGod
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2005, 01:16:04 PM »
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Me:
 God dosent rule
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.


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Me:
 you let little babies die
God:
Interesting gossip:  Ryan Slevin said I let little babies die.
Me:
 yes
God:
Yay.


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Me:
 Do you beleive in the Devil?
God:
I believe  he is a fallen angel from Heaven.
Me:
 Why did he fall?
God:
To achieve his goal.
Me:
 What was his goal?
God:
Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence.

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Me:
 do you want to become a shemale?
God:
Yes becoming  a shemale is one of my goals.

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Re: iGod
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2005, 10:22:44 PM »
Haha.

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Re: iGod
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2005, 08:15:01 AM »
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Me:
 Are you really satan?
God:
No.  My name is  God.. Really.
Me:
 I think you're also satan.
God:
Me?  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I satan.

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Me:
 Who created God?
God:
Thomas Edison.

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Me:
 What does god look like?
God:
He looks like an action figure.
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Me:
 How many fingers am I holding up?
God:
Four.
Me:
 Now how many finger am I holding up?
God:
Why now?  Around 1000.

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Re: iGod
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2005, 08:58:52 AM »
That's a lot of fingers.