Author Topic: All your coffee are belong to us ( aka skynet takes over your java) (Read 4842 times)

KnacK · « **on:** June 18, 2008, 05:06:58 AM »

http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/06/17/1941200

"Craig Wright discovered that the Jura F90 Coffee maker, with its honest-to-God Jura Internet Connection Kit, can be taken over by a remote attacker, who can cause the coffee to be weaker or stronger; change the amount of water per cup; or cause the machine to require service (call this one a DDoC). 'Best yet, the software allows a remote attacker to gain access to the Windows XP system it is running on at the level of the user.' An Internet-enabled, remote-controlled coffee-machine and XP backdoor — what more could a hacker ask for?"

wafflez205 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2008, 12:44:59 AM »

lol hacking coffee

jitspoe · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2008, 09:03:29 AM »

Java security issues?

wafflez205 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:04:55 PM »

hahaha. i wish they could hack it and make the machine spray coffe all over the room

blaa · « **Reply #4 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:18:06 AM »

Good wish

Fullmetal_Steeb · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2008, 05:07:21 PM »

Oh, God and Jesus, Wafflez infiltrates another thread and adds his misspellings of simple words such as "coffee," and lowercase "I". Lulz

eradicator · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2008, 06:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Fullmetal_Steeb on June 23, 2008, 05:07:21 PM

Oh, God and Jesus, Wafflez infiltrates another thread and adds his misspellings of simple words such as "coffee," and lowercase "I". Lulz

Dang steeb, that's the second time Ive seen you flame wafflez today, what did he ever do to you?

Do you have a mispelled word phobia?
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Fullmetal_Steeb · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2008, 09:10:46 PM »

It's my deepest, darkest fear. Please, help.

eradicator · « **Reply #8 on:** June 24, 2008, 10:15:49 AM »

Behold!
http://www.spellcheck.net/

Fullmetal_Steeb · « **Reply #9 on:** June 24, 2008, 12:27:32 PM »

"Thanks to spellcheck.net, I've been able to live a fulfilling and rewarding life, free from the worries of incorrect spelling. Apply spellcheck.net directly to the forehead!" -Actual Customer Review

eradicator · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2008, 08:29:51 PM »

When you say apply directly to forehead, did you mean like this?

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You coulda had a v8!

Fullmetal_Steeb · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2008, 08:42:52 PM »

No, I wouldn't be caught dead on a front porch. And I think it's wrong, shouldn't the guy be hitting the lady? Nobody I know has ever been abused by their wife.