Author Topic: Grave 2 : Competition Time! (Read 49891 times)

KnacK · « **Reply #40 on:** July 19, 2008, 04:58:19 PM »

LIES!

Foxhound · « **Reply #41 on:** July 19, 2008, 08:06:18 PM »

Fixed Unrated's a bit

RIP Windows
Replaced with Vista
Pain in our butts

*Foxhound Braces for Temp Ban*

Done. You expected it and now you have it. See ya in 16.

XaneX · « **Reply #42 on:** July 19, 2008, 09:25:47 PM »

Followed in his footsteps, you get the same ban.

b00nlander · « **Reply #43 on:** July 20, 2008, 02:27:36 AM »

RIP
Twin Towers
Never saw 'em coming

DrRickDaglessMD · « **Reply #44 on:** July 20, 2008, 12:37:33 PM »

alright, lets keep it lighthearted!

Here lies Kilo and Darkness, mowing lawns in heaven.

- Dag

QueeNiE · « **Reply #45 on:** July 20, 2008, 03:04:06 PM »

Here lies DagMD, whose full name is too long to put here

coLa · « **Reply #46 on:** July 20, 2008, 04:41:55 PM »

Here Lies
Olbaid
Traitor!

LoLwUT
YeWgOT
PwNEdDeD

ViciouZ · « **Reply #47 on:** July 21, 2008, 05:23:32 AM »

Quote from: coLa on July 20, 2008, 04:41:55 PM

LoLwUT
YeWgOT
PwNEdDeD

*pUmBleD

y00tz · « **Reply #48 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:30:46 AM »

"Keep off grass."
-City Ordinance 24

jitspoe · « **Reply #49 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:09:48 AM »

Here Lies: Heath Ledger
1979 - 2008
The best Joker ever.

i_am_a_pirate · « **Reply #50 on:** July 21, 2008, 10:29:27 AM »

Here lies
the PGP
Exchanged for the autococker

UnRateD · « **Reply #51 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:46:04 AM »

omg heath ledger was only 29 years old thats awful. agreed he was the best joker ever.

here lies
the autococker
exchanged for the pgp

KnacK · « **Reply #52 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:47:12 AM »

Here lies originality
Sorely lacking in some of these posts....

jitspoe · « **Reply #53 on:** July 21, 2008, 02:10:34 PM »

http://www.webpanda.com/ponder/epitaphs.htm

Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

Here lies the body
Of Margaret Bent
She kicked up her heels
And away she went.

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer.
And that is Strange.

Here lies the father of 29.
He would have had more
But he didn't have time.

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

Harry Edsel Smith
Born 1903 - Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft
to see if the car
was on the way down.
It was.

Blown upward
out of sight:
He sought the leak
by candlelight

Here lies old Aunt Hannah Proctor
Who purged but didn't call the Doctor:
She couldn't stay, She had to go
Praise God from whom all blessings flow.

i_am_a_pirate · « **Reply #54 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:07:49 AM »

here lies
mrs smith
died sleeping
unlike the passengers in her car

UnRateD · « **Reply #55 on:** July 22, 2008, 11:58:17 AM »

here lies
princess peach
bowser finnaly killed her

here lies
a drunk driver
- he was on his phone -

KnacK · « **Reply #56 on:** July 22, 2008, 12:00:03 PM »

Quote

Instructions for entry:

Post in this thread a name and an amusing epitaph you would like to see on one of our many blank graves in Grave 2, in the following format:

"Title: R.I.P/Here Lies/LOL/etc...
Name: Reed's 30 Streak
Epitaph: mortally wounded by Dag's PGP"

I'm ging to start pruning these stupid posts.

jitspoe · « **Reply #57 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:16:07 PM »

Jack was nimble.
Jack was quick.
But he didn't quite clear,
The candlestick.

KnacK
1852 - TBD
Should be any day now...
Might as well get this ready.

KnacK · « **Reply #58 on:** July 22, 2008, 02:35:04 PM »

Jits, when my time comes, you're on the top of the list of those I haunt.

Just remember that

ViciouZ · « **Reply #59 on:** July 22, 2008, 02:36:31 PM »

R.I.P.

The Internet

One tube too many